I tried to make these as original as I could, so here you go
Aries: "I'm not a pessimist, you just haven't snapped back to reality yet."
Taurus: "I'm not lazy, I just work hard when I'm not around dumbasses like you."
Gemini: "Let those bitches be. They're just jealous of your amazing personality."
Cancer: "Fanfics are overrated and a waste of my time."
Leo: "Fuck inspiring quotes, just act like yourself. Nobody's gonna care."
Virgo: "Sorry did you say something? I can't hear you over the sound of your own stupidity."
Libra: "Being a functional human every day is too excessive..."
Scorpio: "Three things to do today: Wake up, survive, go back to bed."
Sagittarius: "If one person doesn't listen to you, remember that there's 8 billion more people that you can rant your shit to."
Capricorn: "If I had a dollar for everytime you pissed me off, I would have enough money to be a millionaire."
Aquarius: "Dying is for the lame, don't do it."
Pisces: "People scare the living shit out of me."
I don't even fucking know at this point
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Zodiac Scenarios
HumorBecause I'm bored. I make these up myself, may not be accurate. So don't hate on me. Updates (almost) every day. Cover by me on Canva! WARNING: MY GRAMMAR IS SUPER BAD AND I SWEAR A LOT SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
