Back to my random silliness and shitposts again....I swear I'm cooking smth :')
Aries: *obliterates the object they stubbed their toe on into atoms*
Taurus: Doesn't stub their toe, they're just built different
Gemini: insert the gta wasted scene here
Cancer: ....ow :(
Leo: FIGHT ME YOU DAMN TABLE *goes into a Street Fighter stance*
Virgo: OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, WHY ME???!
Libra: If only I was wearing shoes....
Scorpio: Shit shit shit shit shit WHY .
Sagittarius: Eh, it's nothing *trips on air* FU
Capricorn: *curses to all the gods in every religion and to the stars beyond*
Aquarius: Tell my family/buddies I love them *turns to dust* (cue the dramatic music)
Pisces: ....... *hysterical shrieking*
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Zodiac Scenarios
HumorBecause I'm bored. I make these up myself, may not be accurate. So don't hate on me. Updates (almost) every day. Cover by me on Canva! WARNING: MY GRAMMAR IS SUPER BAD AND I SWEAR A LOT SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
