Untouched Gold / Tywin Lannister / Avalon Targaryen (1)

25. His Cock is Saluting Us

Tyrion was going through a period of his life where even his 'mum' made him hard just when she looked his way. He couldnt help it, he was a hormonal teenager and Avalon wasnt technically his blood mother as Tywin reminded him.

"Shes not my mother". Tyrion remarked. "She married my father and raised since I was a babe but me wanting to- having these- its completely normal-" Tyrion assured. "well there is nothing wrong with that."

"Yes there is." Tyon shouted.

"Dude you got mommy issues." Davina agreed.

"Shut up." Tyrion countered.

"Hi baby." Avalon coed sitting beside Tyon. "How are my favorite kiddos?"

"You don't have favorites mama." Davina corrected. "You say that to all of us."

"True. Which makes you all my favorite" Avalon agreed as Draco came running in. "Hows my favorite little man?" Avalon declared picking him up.

"Ohh sorry tyrion." Tyon sniggered. "You lost claim to favorite little man while dragons still a babe. Must sting." Tyrion rolled his eyes.

"I'm almost..." Draco tried to hold up three fingers and gave a little growl. "Mama elp me." Draco begged. Avalon helped him hold up three fingers. "Three! Three! See, one, two three!" Draco declared proudly.

"That's right my little dragon." Avalon coed scooping him up. He was two and 3/4. But it was close enough.

"I think you need to have the kiss talk with Tyrion." Davina remarked. At 8 she thought she knew everything.

"The kiss talk?" Avalon questioned smiling back at her. "I dont think I..."

"Tyrion's cock is saluting us!" Tyon cackled out.

"You are mean, I dont like you anymore." Tyrion decided.

"Be nice," Avalon requested running a hand through Tyon's hair. "When you get older and start feeling things... heavens years from now," She begged softly. "you will want your siblings to be gracious to you too."

"Sorry Tyrion for commenting on your boner because you have an irrational crush on mum." Tyon declared and Avalon slapped a hand to her face.

"That wasnt-" Avalon began.

"Thank you, now lets never talk about it again." Tyrion agreed. He would have gotten up but as Tyon said, boner.

"Hello my beautiful family, what are we talking about this morning?" Tywin questioned sitting beside Avalon.

Not Tyrion's cock, Tyrion silently pleaded Tyon to keep his loud mouth quiet.

"What a lovely day it is, I wish I was alive during the time of the dragons." Avalon remarked fondly. Tywin smiled kissing her cheek.

Thank the Gods for Avalon, Tyrion thought with a breath of relief.

"You would have looked magnificent on a dragon." Tywin agreed.

"We werent talking about dragons." Tyon corrected. "We were talking out-" Avalon leaned over kissing his face all over silencing him, again Tyrion was grateful.

"Don't spoil daddy's surprise, Tyon." Avalon declared. "Hush please," she whispered. "Be nice to Tyrion, he's your brother too."

"Yes mama." Tyon agreed.

"Surprise?" Tywin questioned as Avalon sat back in her seat. Tyrion wanted to run and hide but he knew that would be suspicious and he didnt trust Tyon not to be a little shit.

"It wouldnt be a surprise if I told you silly." Avalon reminded him.

"Lord Lannister..." Tywin turned slightly and a groan filled him.

"I will see you as soon as I can my love." Tywin whispered lifting her face to his she kissed him gently holding his gaze as she pulled back. Tywin pressed a kiss to Dracos head before looking to Tyon and Davina. He ran a hand through davina's hair as she finished her breakfast.

"Listen to your mother." tywin instructed looking to Tyon.

"Yes dad." Tyon agreed.

"Why dont you two go and train with sandor this morning?" Avalon suggested.

"Me too!" Draco shouted as Avalon helped him down. "Wait for me, wait for me, I got little legs!" Draco shouted chasing after them. Avalon took a sip of her drink before looking at Tyrion, he sat quietly at the other end of the table. Avalon put her glass down and moved closer to him taking a seat beside him.

"I'm really sorry, mum." Tyrion whispered. She ran a hand through his hair and he sighed.

"You my sweet boy have nothing to be sorry about. Your body is changing, you cant control everything. Our bodies are mysterious things. I dont understand everything about my own." Avalon offered and Tyrion nodded, that made him feel better.

"I'm sorry if Tyon embarrassed you." Avalon added.

"It's okay, he doesnt know any better." Tyrion offered. Avalon pressed a kiss to him temple, letting her hand fall into her lap.

"I have to get Kelsea up, that girl likes her sleep." Avalon remarked as she rose up. "You want to join us outside?"

"I just need to sit here for a bit." Tyrion offered and Avalon nodded knowingly.

"You know what helps that?" Avalon pondered and he shook his head. "Jump in the cold stream. Cool down the hormones gives your brain something else to focus on." Avalon offered. "I heard it helps."

"And if it doesnt? What do you do?"

"Well I fuck my husband but you my boy are not allowed to fuck anyone. Stay young and innocent a little longer."