Love! Death! War! They all Love a Rabbit!

Days with a Rabbit: The Gulliver Brothers

"Ugh...why is it that the handles are the one thing that I struggle with." Hephaestus muttered to herself as she narrowed her one good eye at the heated slab of material before her anvil. Gazing at it from different angels as she took her hammer and chisel and began to aim it.

"What's worse is the type of weapon it is. If it was just a regular length sword or bigger then it would've been easier. Well, no point in complaining about this. Gently..."

S L A M !

"PHAE! I've come back to visit you!" Freya said cheerfully as she slammed open the door to her workshop with such force the door left an indent on the wall. Startling the redhead as she fell over and dropped her tools. 

"At least knock before you come in! And already!? It's barely been two days since last time!"

"Don't you ever get hot in this place? Good thing I brought you something to drink while you work on my Bell's weapon!" Freya said as she held a basket of diffrent bottles and two cups in her other hand, one for her and Hephaestus.

"And you're just going to ignore me...*Sniff* Is that Easter Lemonade Tea?" Hephaestus blinked from the well scented aroma coming from the bottle that Freya opened and began to pour in the two cups.

"Take introduced me to this drink before and I find it quite refreshing. Like it? Come on and relax in your easy chair. Today you're just working on the handle guard right? You can finish that quick so why not take a break?"

"How did..nevermind." Hephaestus said as she took the cup filled with tea from Freya and moved her cushioned recliner closer to her own chair. Both now sitting across one another with a small stool between them acting as their table. 

"Soo~ Any progress in getting your familia to stop looking down at the floors?" Freya said as she had her leg over the other and watched as Hephaestus actually looking somewhat pleased by her question.

"Let's just say some are now needing to go to a chiropractor and will be facing up for a while now. So that's progress even if it was caused by their dumbass."

"Progress is progress i suppose. Though it's a loooooonnnnnggggg way before your children can even grow a brain to come up with a proper name for a weapon." Freya smirked as Hephaestus jerked a bit and pointed a finger at her.

"My children may be idiots but they're not as bad as the other morons when we do the naming selection for-"

"Super Maximum Broad Destroyer." Freya said as Hephaestus froze, turning practically into a stone statue as she saw her shocked expression.

"The Wand of Unlimited Power of Execution." She continued, smiling as the now stone Hephaestus was cracking after each name she was listing. 

"Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, with a nice finishing touch." At this point Freya was in near hysterics in her head as she watched her friend cracking and looking like she wanted to die because of her children.

"And currently from what I remember Hedin helping Bell find, Pyonkichi." She stated as now she watched the stone cracking out as Hephaestus was completely red in the face. Squirming and covering herself with both hands. Immediately shaking her head side to side. 

"HNNNNNNNGGGGG! Why are my children such bigger idiots than the gods...ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE! HOW!? HOW IS HE EVEN WORSE THAN THE GODS NICKNAMES! WELF YOU MOROOOOOONNNNN!" Hephaestus screamed atop her lungs to the ceiling as she collapsed back into her chair.

"I take it that you have your own wild child as well? This, Welf Crozzo. It's nice to see you have at least one child you worry over for." Freya said as Hephaestus eye's widened and looked at her in terror.