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I couldn't catch a break.
I had to go into work on my off day and then Lauren got mad at me for going in because it was supposed to be one of our days.
I came home with food but she already cooked so that pissed her off more. I didn't understand it so I left all the food downstairs and went to take a shower.
The food was going to be cold but I didn't care. I've already told Lauren how I feel about her yelling at me right when I get home.
I got dressed in my bathroom since I was only putting on shorts and a sports bra, I wasn't going anywhere but to sleep.
Lauren was sitting on my bed with one leg over the other and my phone in her hand when I left the bathroom. I already knew it was about to be some shit. "So this is what we're doing now Beyoncé?"
I didn't even know what she was talking about. "Did you finish eating already? I thought we were going to eat together." Arguing was she last thing I wanted to do so I was just going to ignore her.
"I know you heard me."
"Lauren, I really don't want to argue. I just got home and I don't know what you're talking about so whatever you think you found, you're wrong." Even if I was cheating, I wouldn't make it that easy for her to catch me. The only reason she knew about Keke was because I told her as soon as it happened.
"So some bitch didn't just text you saying you gave her your number yesterday but she couldn't text you until now because she was working a 12 hour shift? Then had the nerve to send a smiley face and a pink heart. Hoe."
"Wha- oh!" Pink scrubs.
That made Lauren even more mad. "Oh, you remember her now?" She was trying her hardest not to yell, I was a little proud. It was something we've been working on in therapy.
"You're the one that said you wanted a threesome."
Her leg started bouncing, she's going to "This text doesn't say shit about a threesome or a wife or even a fucking girlfriend. It just says you gave her your number."
"Well did you expect me to just spring it on her like that? I was going to text or call her when I got the chance but I've been busy, I haven't even had time to tell you about it."
She folded her arms. "Well I'm here now, tell me about it."
"Let's go downstairs." I was starving.
She followed me downstairs and I put some of the Popeyes I bought into the airfryer for a couple minutes. I put sides on my plate while Lauren was directly behind me on my tail with my phone in her hand the entire time.
I've gotten used to her being annoying, I ignore it now.
She already ate but still sat down next to me anyway. "Was she cute?"
"She was."
Lauren hummed. "Did she look better than me?"
I was definitely not answering that. "I mean, you guys don't look anything alike so I don't even know how to compare. But you know you're the most beautiful woman in the world, in my eyes. "
"That's bullshit but thank you baby. Did you approach her or did she approach you?"
"Her friend came up to me and asked me if I was single. I gave her my number and then she left, that was it. There was not really any flirting or anything, she was actually pretty shy." But I find her shyness cute, it's not what I'm used to.
"So you told her you were single? This is the shit I talk about."
"I didn't say I was single, I just didn't mention you. I already said I didn't want to scare her off."
