Spin went to travel the world so he can give proof to bauggeteland that earth is in fact not flat but round by tryna find the corner of earth, he was starving like he can eat an entire cow and still be hungry, he then saw land and he and Portugal is very happy, wait a min why tf is Portugal there???
Out of shock, Spanish bread kick portalgal where the sun won't shine and made him infertile, truly a sad moment, such a massive L
Span then apologized and asked "portagul, why u in mi boat?" Portugal replied with "becuz u is mi bruder and u r me everything and i can't afford to losin u, lov u bro <3" Portugal replied while his hands still holding his pp cuz u know
Pain cried becuz yes and huggy the portalgul, Portugal hugged back and they were now at the land, they took off, got some fruits from trees, almost got murdered by some tribe that lived there but unfortunately Spain and Portugal escaped
While they explore the land, they saw a 6 y/o kid with a flag as a face like them, niaps and lagutrop asked the kid what his name is, the kid says he doesn't have one so Spain named him "Philippines" and yay
Pain suddenly felt Horney and grew a boner, portalgul noticed that and said "yo nice pack bro" Spain replied back with "tanks bro u too" Spain replied staring at Portugal's boner, "wait whta"
"Bruh r y'all getting Horney at me" Phil asked "yes" both replied "actually this is very sinful like y r we getting horny over a kid?" Portugal asked, "bruh I ain't a kid I'm just tiny, y'all probably never seen Asians before" Phil replied "oh then is it legal to fack u?" Span replied already removing his pants "no that is unhealthy for my lifesty-" before ph got to even finish what he says, his shorts were pulled down exposing his 14602838383 inch cokc "this is ra-" again being cut off he felt something being shoved in his ass, he cried and slapped Portugal and Spain, took Portugal's shaft off of him and ran away while taking his shorts
"Papa helppapaowjshdvsi" Phil cried out searching for his father, "wat hapen" his father, Katipunan asked "2 outsiders try to f me" Phil cried out, kkk then went into the forest where Phil first met them, stabbed the Europeans and fed them to the wolves
Such a happy ending owoowowowowowowowowowow
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Fanfictionmost of these were made in school also warning: Maybe include paedo shit S3xu@l themes Maybe abuse (sometimes some of these aren't really shitpost-y) Cannibalism Murder Gore Leave if any of these trigger you after all no one is forcing you
