"Ok sir! I would like to order a Pineapple on pizza, thats all sir" Vatican City ordered "NO NOT THAT, GO ORDER PEPPERONI INSTEAD" Italy screamed on his chair, tied up by Vatican City "ok it's set! We are having Pineapple on pizza for dinner!" Vatican cheered and smiled sweetly at the tied up Italian "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS BROTHER?!?" Italy cried because his own brother betrayed him "I LITERALLY TOOK CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG!" Italy cried out "shut up before I lose my patience" Vatican threatened "NO-" before Italy could finish shouting he felt a knife on his neck "didn't I make it clear? I said shut up, my patience are being thin here" Vatican City glared at him slowly taking the knife off his neck "okay! Pineapple on pizza is dinner! Might as well cook pasta" Vatican said and Italy gulped because he knows what shit he will do
"LALQKWJSHSHWIWHDDVDJ AJAKAKAKAKAKAK" Italy screamed as he watched Vatican cut the raw spagetti in half "hehe" Vatican giggles and continue splitting the raw spagetti in half "GOD THIS HURTS TO WATCH" Italy cried out as he aggressively shook his head trying to break free from the ropes "There is no God who can help you, dear brother" Vatican smiled sweetly god... What did Italy do to deserve this?
*Flashback*
"NO Vatican City! You had enough wine for this week! Hell you drank 12 bottle of wine and it's just a fucking Monday afternoon" Italy scolded the religious (and alcoholic) mf "B-BUT WHY" Vatican cried out hugging the other wine bottles "bro I'm worried about you,, ur alcohol addiction is getting out of hand and I'm tryna control it" Italy said as he forcefully take the wine bottles from him and succeeded "how the hell did you even get these anyways?" Italy asked knowing he won't get the answer and decided to hide it into his kitchen
*end of flashback*
"Mmmh! Mmmmmpf!!! *cough* mmmh!!!" Italy choked on the pizza while Vatican is forcefully shoving it down his throat "you know... This wouldn't happen if you just mind ur own quacking business" Vatican censored himself "mmmpf!! n-no I'll n-never- *cough* give it to y-you no- *cough* matter w-what you d-do" Italy felt like he wanted to puke "such a shame.." Vatican then pulled out a knife "hmmmm any last words? Dear brother hmm?" Vatican smiled sickenly sweet "w-why would y-you do t-this to yo-your own b-brother for w-wine?!" Italy said then he suddenly felt a knife on his neck "that's all?" Vatican continued to smile "I-I love y-you" Italy cried out as he gets decapitated by his own little brother
"Man that was depressing" Japan said watching the cinema "can't believe you guys got accepted into this movie" Japan continued "man thx bro" Italy said "anyways, Vatican would u do that to me if I get ur wine?" Italy asked "maybe, depends on my mood" Vatican replied "ahahahahahahah very funny..." Italy sweat out as Vatican City smiled at him sweetly
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Fanfictionmost of these were made in school also warning: Maybe include paedo shit S3xu@l themes Maybe abuse (sometimes some of these aren't really shitpost-y) Cannibalism Murder Gore Leave if any of these trigger you after all no one is forcing you
