"I CAN DO THIS" America tells himself on a mirror "you can tell that old hag you are gay, you can do this.." America muttered as he then went to the living room
As he walked towards the living room, he saw his annoying ass brother, Canada and that old hag he call 'father' ,Britain
"Dad I have something to tell u.. Privately" America told his dad, both of them going to the kitchen, "what u want mate" Britain asked to the waste of cum he call 'son's
"I just wanna tell u I have the homosexual and therefore I'm gay and I like dicks" America said getting ready for Britain screaming into his face "will you still love me..?" America asked genuinely wanting to know "silly little America, I never even loved you in the first place" Britain smiled at him, the smile was awfully sweet "dad..." America muttered loud enough for Britain to hear "fuck you" America stormed off "Then fuck me yourself coward" Britain shouted "I love ur son more than u anyway" Britain said (America's son's name is ligma)
"Haha wtf happened" Canada listening to the conversation asked himself still not believing what his father has said "idk" Australia replied, wait Australia? "HOLY SYRUP WHAT THE FUDGE" Canada exclaimed in surprise "heya mate" the Australian greets the Canadian "ohh kay did u hear them too?" Canada asked his brother "yeea mate" the snake fucker replied to his question
The news of America being gay has spread all around the world, it even reached space too! Now America became emo and dies, Britain actually loved him and didn't like the fact America dies so he dies too, Canada dies because Britain died and because Britain died, now he can't buy maple syrup so he dies the end
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Fanfictionmost of these were made in school also warning: Maybe include paedo shit S3xu@l themes Maybe abuse (sometimes some of these aren't really shitpost-y) Cannibalism Murder Gore Leave if any of these trigger you after all no one is forcing you
