The original owner had plenty of s*xy sleepwear in her closet. Since Ruan Lisa had transmigrated here, they had been gathering dust. Why? Because the original owner could disregard that there was an adult male in this home, but she couldn't. And so, she favored wearing conservative sleepwear. Anyways, she chose the type of clothing that wouldn't let someone's imaginations run wild.
"Today is Dad's birthday. Shouldn't you go sleep with him tonight?" Ruan Lisa teased Little Woo in front of Song Jungkook,
Little Woo was worthy of becoming the big villain in the novel. Even if he was only four, his ability at cornering people was getting better and better. For example, right now, if he was any other kid, he would be awkward. But, he didn't feel awkward at all. Instead, he tossed the question back to her. "Today is Dad's birthday. Shouldn't Mom sleep with him tonight?"
Ruan Lisa: ... I was wrong.
The normally calm adults were left feeling awkward by Little Woo's question.
Song Jungkook stroked Little Woo's head and said, "Dad just wants to peacefully have a good night's sleep. Remember to be good when you're sleeping with Mom."
After saying these words, he picked up Little Woo and kissed his face. "Good night, son."
As usual, Little Woo kissed Song Jungkook too. "Good night, dad."
Ruan Lisa chose to be a bystander in this scene of natural affection between parent and child.
However, Little Wang didn't let her off. When Song Tingshen put him down, he directly asked, "Dad, why aren't you giving mom a goodnight kiss?"
Song Jungkook and Ruan Lisa: "..."
Ruan Lisa glared at Song Jungkook. She was sure that goodnight kisses were a normal occurrence between this father and son pair. It just hadn't happened in front of her until now. He shouldn't have given a goodnight kiss to Little Woo in front of her. This kid was very clever and good at drawing inferences. See, he was asking them a question now.
Song Jungkook wanted to slap himself.
The two adults looked at each other. Song Jungkook was the first one to give up. He approached Ruan Lisa, and she instinctively took a step back. He stopped some distance from Ruan Lisa's face, pretended to kiss her, and made a "mua" sound.
Fortunately, he had a height advantage, so Little Woo wasn't able to see that this was a fake kiss.
Scared that this chubby kid would ask why she wasn't giving Song Jungkook a goodnight kiss in return, Ruan Lisa copied Song Jungkook by pretending to kiss him and made a more exaggerated sound than him.
After the film emperor and film empress finished their performance, the film empress hastily ushered Little Woo into her room. She let out a sigh of relief once she closed the door.
She had felt as if she was going to suffocate from awkwardness!
Ruan Lisa looked at the innocent-looking Little Wang and could only harrumph. "Little brat, you really like giving other people a hard time."
To her surprise, after she said these words, Little Woo hugged her and tilted his head back to look at her.
Vexed, Ruan Lisa asked, "What?"
Little Woo reached out with his chubby hands and poked her stomach. He curiously asked, "Mom, did I come out from your belly?"
"Yeah." Ruan Lisa had originally wanted to tease him by saying she had picked him up from a trash bin, but she suddenly thought of how her parents had played the same trick on her when she was a kid. For a very long time, she had a psychological shadow about trash bins...
Just as Ruan Lisa was mustering up the energy to explain where babies came from in a way that a little kid could understand, this chubby kid kissed her belly several times.
He looked up at her. There seemed to be little stars in his eyes. "Mommy, I gave you lots of kisses. Don't hurt anymore."
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The Villain's Mother
FanfictionUpon waking up, Ruan Lisa had transmigrated into a webnovel that she had stayed up all night to finish reading. She had become the villain's mother. In the novel, after the death of her first husband, the original owner of the body had hooked up wit...