When Freya met Aiden

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Freya took him to the bathroom and washed him down again, dried him and put cream on his bum and bits, and was slipping some pants on him, when he touched her shoulders and said "hello, you" Freya stood up and looked him in the eyes, "hello yourself, are you with us now?" She put a clean t-shirt on him, and took him back to bed. He sat up and looked around as if he was in a daze, which he most probably was, "where am I?" "In bed in our hotel room, you've been away from us for a while, but your coming back slowly" and she kissed his forehead. There was a knock on the door, and Spock walked in "hello Aiden, nice to see you awake" "hello Spock, what are you doing here, nobody's ill are they?" "Well you've been in a dream world for six days, don't know where you were, but you're back now, aren't you?" "Yes, but I didn't do that again did I?" "Yes, but you'll be fine now, Freya's been taking great care of you" "have I been a pain in the bum, Freya?" "of course not silly, but I've been so worried about you, I'm so glad you're back with us" and she cried, really cried "hey don't cry, I'm back with you now, don't be upset" and he kissed her on the forehead. "I'm not upset, I'm happy, I just hope you never do that again" "I promise I'll try not to, but I don't know when it's going to happen" "I know." Spock said "I'll just give you a once over and then I can leave you in peace" so he checked everything and said "right I'm going, I'll see you at the Christmas show, goodbye" Freya walked him to the door and gave him a hug "thank you so much Spock, you've been an angel , I don't know what I'd have done without you" "that's what I'm here for, but he's back with us now, so it's all ok" and he hugged her and was gone.

Freya went back to Aiden "how are you feeling?" "Fine, starving hungry though and I need to pee, got to go to the loo" he got up and looked down "what the hell am I wearing?" "Incontinence pants, you can take them off now, they're not the most sexy things, even on you, but they been great as you've been peeing and pooping yourself for six days" he sat back down on the bed, "oh god, what have I put you through?!!! your not with me to clean my pee and poop up" "I'm with you because I love you, and if that means cleaning you up when you're poorly, then I do it. Listen grown men pay good money to play at being babies, and wearing nappies and being fed and having bottles, you get it because I love you" "you didn't give me bottles did you?" "No, you silly bugger, but you did have a kiddie cup, to messy with a normal cup or glass" and she waved it under his nose. "Oh God, the guys didn't see me like this, did they?" "No, you've always been in bed when they've called, you did let a really big fart go and pooped yourself, but they saw nothing, I shooed them out before taking you to the shower" "you've been my Guardian Angel, and I love you even more, if that's possible, oh God, the guys and the shows, what's happened with the shows?" "Well they've obviously had to go on tour, they called in a stand-in, not a patch on you, but it meant the shows could go on" "who did they fetch in?" "Ricky Burns? I think that's his name, I've watched a couple of the shows and I know I'm biased, but you're definitely the best, the fans clapped and cheered him, but not like they do for you, you my darling get standing ovations" "he's not bad, but I know I'm picky, but if it meant the shows could go on, then that's good for the fans, what day is it? and what's the time?" "It's Tuesday and it's six o'clock in the morning, why?" "Need to get in touch with the guys and tell them I'm back" "I think it can wait until after breakfast, don't think they'd appreciate being woken up at this time, would they?" There was a knock on the door and Bob came in "I thought I heard talking, so you're awake Aiden" " Aiden meet Bob, he's a very special housekeeper that Charles sent to us" "pleased to meet you Bob, but you look nothing like a housekeeper" "that's because he's not really, he's an agent that Charles sent to look after us, aren't you Adam?" "Hang on you said his name was Bob, now you've called him 'Adam', so what's your real name?" "Adam Robert Lee, most people call me Adam, but I became Bob while I was your housekeeper, I have got other aliases and passports, but only when I'm on a recon mission, or going places 'Adam' or 'Bob' shouldn't be going, my work is dangerous, so being assigned to you was a little holiday" "what exactly have you been doing here?" "Cleaning poo up, rinsing poo-y pants, jeans, towels and bathrobes, before they went to the laundry, all in a day's work, and I haven't minded it one bit, Freya needed help especially when everybody went on tour with the guys. You know she hasn't left your side since you came up to this room, we've tried sending her to the restaurant for her meals, but she wouldn't go, she had them sent up here, and anything she wanted for you, I got it, packets of pants, nappy cream and food, Freya's quite a woman, if I ever get involved, I hope they love me half as much as Freya loves you, your one hell of a lucky man, Aiden" "I know, but I feel terrible" "why what's the matter, you're not going again are you" "no I'm not going again, as you put it, I feel terrible because of what I've put you through, rinsing my dirty clothes, it's not something I'd wish on my worst enemy, except maybe my mom" "oh we won't be seeing much of her again, I've had a restraining order put on her, she can't come within five hundred yards of you, or she'll get arrested" "WOW, I bet she's not happy about that" "no, apparently she went ballistic, she came into the hotel, and was demanding to see you, but William told her if she didn't leave he'd call the police and she would be arrested, so she went" "well I need a shower, then shall we go down to the restaurant and have breakfast, instead of eating in our room?"