When Freya met Aiden

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"And can I be cheeky and have a picture with you and Aiden?" "of course you can"and they both started laughing. Aiden came over to find out what was so funny "nothing really, I've just asked how tall Vi and her husband Brent are, and asked if I could have a picture with them" "and I asked if I could have a picture with you and your fiancée" "I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself, I'm Freya, pleased to meet you Vi and Brent" "and pleased to meet you to Freya, we're so glad Aiden found somebody else, you look so happy together. I met your ex once at a club in New York, she was with the man she ran off with, she didn't like me, well I'm hardly inconspicuous am I? and I'm like you Freya, I'm nosey so I asked where you were Aiden, she tried to play the 'you've got the wrong person' card  so I got my phone out and said not very quietly 'but this is definitely you, you've even got the same dress on and your definitely married to Aiden Ross, so you're definitely his wife aren't you?' And the old cow didn't even answer, she just grabbed the man's arm and said 'come on Ed we're going, this place has gone down in my expectations if they let people like her in,' she's lucky I didn't thump her, but I'm not a violent person, I know it must have hurt like hell, but I think you're well shut of the old cow" "I am Vi, I am and now I've got Freya I'm the happiest person on earth" "Aww stop it, you'll make me blush" "you blush!! Never, oh I lie you blushed like mad as did I when we came out of the bedroom stark naked at home, and came face to face with my aunt Georgie" "well we weren't expecting to see her there, I don't know who had the biggest shock, Georgie or us" andthey all started laughing. Lianne came over "sorry to spoil your fun Aiden, but there's some people over there waiting to take pictures, but they're to shy to say anything to you" "Oh god I'm so sorry, but while you're here can you take some pictures for us please daughter darling" "certainly daddy darling" and she did, then Aiden went over to the others. Vi said "did you just call Aiden 'daddy?'" "Yes she did, and you know he doesn't like it. Meet Lianne my eldest daughter, so when Aiden and I get married he'll be her step dad, but she's older than him, and I've told her not to call him that" "Aiden says he doesn't mind when I'm messing about, he just doesn't like it when we gang up on him, and we all call it him" "how many children do you have Freya?" Asked Vi "three daughters, Lianne, Krysta over there, and Pearl who's walking over to us. As I said Lianne's older than Aiden and so is Krysta, but Pearl's my baby and she's twelve years younger than Aiden. And I've got three grandsons and one granddaughter. So we do tease him sometimes, telling him he's going to be a step dad and a step grandfather, but he takes it how it's meant. Anyway he calls me his little minx, I thought it was because I'm older, but no it's because I'm a short ass." 

Pearl came up to them "Hi, I'm Pearl, I've got to ask....." "You want to know how tall we are?" "Nope, I want to ask you what bikes you ride? I saw you pulling in earlier on" "well I ride a Harley Davidson XL Sportster and Brent rides a Harley Davidson Fat Boy. Do you ride?" "Yes but I'm learning, so I've only got a little 120 Triumph, but Aiden's got a Harley and mum rides as well" "what do you ride Freya?" "Well I don't actually own one yet, but I work in the British Embassy, so if I want to go for a ride I'll get one from the pool" "have you got a favorite?" Asked Brent "yes, a Ducati ST" "so you can handle the big bikes then?" said Vi "oh yes, I want to have a go on Aiden's Harley, but he won't let me till I've got my insurance papers, the swine" "no I'm being sensible, I know you could handle it, but you've got to think of the other idiots on the road, and you really don't want to have an accident if you're not insured, and definitely not over here" said Aiden "for a big guy you're very quiet on your feet Aiden" said Vi "got to be when you've got four women ganging up on you, more if the two aunts are involved" said Aiden "well I can't sneak up on anybody, I'm like a herd of baby elephants and so is Brent" and they all started laughing again. Abe shouted "Right has everyone had a chance to do their pictures and things? if so it's into the theatre for the Q&A session." Everybody shouted 'yes' and they all trooped into the main theatre . Aiden grabbed Freya for a kiss and cuddle before going on stage "is he always like that?" asked Vi "yes always, he can't go half an hour without kissing and cuddling, even in the show, when he does his drum solo and he's finished, he goes backstage for a drink and to get his breath back, but mother's there waiting for him so they have a kiss and cuddle before he goes back out there" said Lianne "Aww that is so sweet, they must really be in love and really deeply" said Vi "they are, I tell you, I could have throttled Aiden's cow of a mother, making that scene in the store, the bitch" said Lianne. Abe said "quiet please" and asked us all to "settle down, so the Q&A session could start". Next thing the doors open and Anna, Paula and Bill come in, before Paula could say anything Anna ran to the front of the stage and said "sorry we're late uncle Aiden, but Bill lost his wallet and we had to look for it, I hope I haven't missed anything exciting" "no darling you haven't missed anything, in fact you've come just at the right time. Will you come up on stage please Anna?" "me? why do you want me on stage uncle Aiden?" "Well if you come here you'll find out, won't you? Bill will lift you up."