We interrupt our usual program to bring you a bunch of incorrect quote that the author thought were funny/ in character enough to share.
Enjoy.
Italy: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie
America: Eyy, homie!
Japan; But then there's cootie...
Third Reich: Die.
Third Reich, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
America, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Japan, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Italy, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Italy: *gasp*
America: What??
Italy: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
America: *inhales*
Japan, in another room with Third Reich: Why can I hear screeching?
Japan: Alright which one of us is gonna check outside?
Italy: Not it!
America: Note it!
Japan: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
New Zealand: I just watched Australia jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Canada was screaming for help, which caused Britain to run in to help Australia. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.
Canada: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
New Zealand: Strong.
Australia: Weak.
Britain: An idiot, is what you are.
Canada: I told New Zealand to grab snacks for everyone.
Britain, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes fruit snacks?
Canada, New Zealand, and Australia: *raise their hands*
Britain: Could you guys at least try and see this from my perspective?
Australia: *crouches down*
New Zealand: *kneels down*
Canada: *sits on the floor*
Britain: ...
Britain: I hate all of you.
America: You want some leftovers?
Japan: What are those?
America: You've never had leftovers before?
Japan: No, because I'm not a quitter.
Japan: Why are you on fire?
America: This is just how my day is going.
Japan: *shatters window and climbs through it*
Japan: *turns around and helps America through it* Breaking and entering is wrong, America.
America: Ok
Japan: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
America: Forty-five seconds?! :D
Japan: No! I said four TO five seconds.
America, hugging Japan: Too late.
America: Good morning!
Japan: Is it? Is it really?
America: When I met you I thought you were a b*tch.
Japan: What changed your mind?
America: Oh, I still think you're a b*tch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Okay, this one is not really in character, but I wish it was because I think this would be hilarious.
Third Reich: When I was your age-
Italy, mocking Third Reich: When I was your height.
Third Reich: ...
Third Reich: Listen here you little sh*t-
That's all folks. See you in the next update, and thank you for dealing with my cringey self. :) I might draw little doodles for these some time soon, but not today.
Peace out!
- Author
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