The blues all stood outside Blue base still admiring their new tank. Though soon Church began to talk to Tucker.
Church: Hey, I'll let you all in a little secret. I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home.
Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend...We were gonna get married, but...I got shipped out and, ah well you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh well, are gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married.
The other 2 stared onto Caboose with raised brows onto the blue rookie.
Caboose: My Dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey rookie!
Hey roared out with a death glare within his helmet.
Church: Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?!
Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!
Church: I'll tell you what noob. I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day along. But as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.
Caboose: Great.
Church: See, we've got this general...
Tucker: Right, the...general guy.
Church: He likes to come by and make random inspections of the base, so what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and right next to the flag at attention, just in case he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he coming by?
Tucker: We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You, know, you don't sound very grateful This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh, come on! Don't they teach you guys anything in training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the general comes by, the first thing he wants to do is inspect the flag.
Tucker: Right
Church: So just go in there, you know far away from us and wait for him.
As ordered, the blue soldier walked into the base but then stops and turns back and looks at Church and Tucker.
Caboose: Uh, how will I know when I see him?
Tucker: There's only 3 of us here rookie. He's gonna be the guy that doesn't like one of us.
Church: Now get in there, and don't come out!
Caboose just went in as was told as Church talked to Tucker.
Church: Man, that guy is dumber than you are.
Tucker: You mean he's dumber than you are
Church: WOW! Tucker, that was a great come-back.
Then Caboose emerged out again
Caboose: Uh, Mr Church? Sir?
Church: OH MY GOD! WHAT?! Tucker; I swear I'm gonna kill him!
Caboose: Sorry about calling your girl a slut.
Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! GET IN THERE!
Tucker began to laugh at Church as he turned around to supress his laughter but Church noticed and he turned to Tucker. Though unbeknownst to them the red rookie was behind them.
Church: Tucker? Are you laughing at me?
Donut: Excuse me, sir? Can I ask you a question?
Church: Dear God in heaven, rookie. If I turn around and you are not inside, I-I can't be held responsible for what I'm going to do to you!
Donut: What did I do?
Church: ONE!
Donut: Aw, give me a break!
Church: TWO!
Donut: Fine!
And he runs into the base. When running in he sees the blue soldier standing attention next to the Blue Team flag.
Caboose: WOW! You got here fast!
Donut: Why is everyone so freakin' rude in this canyon...besides Corporal Steve.
Caboose: I'm not sir. What can I do for you?
Donut: Finally someone else with a little respect around here!
Caboose: Yes sir! I assume you're here because of this.
Pointing at the blue flag next to him.
Donut: Wait, is this all you have?
Caboose: Uh, yes sir, that it!
Donut: Aw man. This figures. Shit. What about elbow grease?
Caboose: No
Donut: Headlight fluid?
Caboose: No
Donut: A digital camera?
Caboose: No, all we have is the flag.
Donut: Well, I can't go back empty handed. I guess I'll take that.
Caboose: Sure, that makes sense. I guess?
Donut began to make his leave with the flag
Donut: Man. They're gonna give me so much shit for coming back with just this stupid flag
Outside the base, Church and Tucker were still talking about the tank and about each other still.
Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in Tucker.
Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing
Church: You're telling me you're not armour certified?
Tucker: I ca-I don't know how to use the fucking sniper rifle. Don't you know how to drive that?
Church: No!...Holy crap! Who is running this army?!
Caboose emerged out the base with news to tell.
Caboose: Hey just wanted to let you know that the general stopped by and picked up the flag!
Church: Yeah okay! Whatever moron! *turns back to Tucker* Why would they give us a tank, if nobody here no issue to drive the damn thing?
But then he remembered what Caboose just said just then.
Church: Wait a second...What did he say?
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Red vs Blue And The Corporal Season 1
FanfictionRVB but with a Corporal. Steve is an unknown person who had lost his memories. He arrived to join Red Team and was given second in command of the team. Though when Agent Texas shows up his past would soon catch up with him. The OC Steve belongs to...
