Ep 16: A slightly Crueler Crueller

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After he recovered from his injuries and being at command. Donut returned back to Red Base in a striking new appearance.

Donut: Ah man! Command thought I did such a good job with taking the Blue's flag they gave me my own armour colour!

The three privates were on the roof along with the corporal. Though the others were perplexed to see the colour of Donut's new armour.

Steve: So?....Are you happy with the choice of you armour?

Donut: Yes! Why do you ask?

Grif: Uh... Hey Donut?

Donut: What?

Simmons: About your armour...

Donut: What about it?

Simmons: How do I put this? Your armour is um... It's a little um. ... Grif, Steve, you, uh, wanna help me out here?

Grif: It's pink! Your armour is frickin' pink!

Simmons: Yeah, that's it. Pink.

Donut: Pink? My armour's not pink!

Grif: PINK.

Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink.

Steve: Unfortionelty I have to agree with the others Donut, your armour is absolutely pink.

Donut: You guys are colour-blind. Why would they give me pink armour?

Grif: Hey, don't ask, don't tell.

Grif then chuckles and Simmons a little bit but Steve didn't.

Simmons: Heh, that's not funny.

Grif: It's a little funny.

Steve then chuckled as he remembered something from a film.

Steve: Maybe it's cause your a faggo-Nononono that's too mean. I take it back!

Donut: What were you saying? Weird complement.

Simmons: Was that a Reservoir dogs reference?

Steve: Um*nervously*...yes.

Donut: Oh I've heard of that film, is it good?

Steve: Yes....maybe Donut is like Mister Pink.

Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uh...a "lightish red".

Grif: Guess what? They already have a colour for lightish red. You know what it's called?
Pink.

Donut: I hate you guys.

Steve: Hey if your happy with your Armour Donut. Then that's all that matters, even if we have different answers to the colour of your armour.

Donut: oh, thanks Steve! I guess...

Then Sarge came running up to the roof with Lopez following with news to tell.

Sarge: Well hello, dirtbags...and a fine hello to you, madam.

Donut: It's LIGHT red.

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Donut: Yes sir.

Sarge: Excellent.

As Donut was elsewhere he had been ordered by Sarge to pick up an important device from command.

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