At Red Base Grif, Simmons and Steve arrived to see Donut standing there with the flag just waiting for them, who was just confused as ever.
Donut: What happened?
Grif: Big tank...shooting....Whooh!
Simmons: Damn, man we only ran like 300 feet. You are really out of shape.
Steve: Well, he'll be needing to shape up when Sarge get's here and finds out what you did.
Grif: FUCK...YOU...GUYS
Donut: Where's your car?
Steve: General Patton here thought we should leave it with Simmons while we try to sneak up on the blues!
Grif: It would've worked if it wasn't for the tank.
Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?
Then out of nowhere the Warthog just suddenly flipped up on the base from an oncoming explosion landing between Donut and the others. Whilst Sheila was slowly treading towards them.
Grif: What the hell!?
Steve: Oh bollocks!
The tank fired again.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Donut: Oh crap! *picks up flag* What is that thing?
Steve: It's a bloody Scorpion tank!
Donut: Oh? I guess it kinda does look like a Scorpion. Uh, hey Grif, uh, you wanna hold the flag for a little bit?
Shelia fired again
Grif: No, keep that thing away from me!
Shelia fired on them again.
As it was going on, Caboose was still inside Shelia as Tucker stood nearby watching the tank in action.
Tucker: Why do you keep firing at the jeep?
Caboose: Because it's locked on!
Shelia: Target locked.
Tucker: Well, unlock it.
Caboose: Last time I unlocked it, I KILLED CHURCH!
Tucker: Oh, right...keep shooting at the jeep then.
The reds meanwhile were in cover as the tank kept shooting at the Warthog.
Donut: I hate to be the one to point this out guys, but I think we're screwed.
Shelia fired again.
Simmons: Yeah, I have to agree with the rookie on this one.
Steve: God! Pointing out the obviousness is not helpful in the slightest, Sarge would agree with me!
Then the radio went off to their added horror.
Sarge: Blood Gulch outpost number 1. Come in, Blood Gulch outpost, come in. Do you read me? This is sergeant-
Steve: Speak of the devil...erm...hi Sarge? Is that you?
Sarge: Hello Corporal I am currently inbound to your position from command.
Simmons: Sir- *explosion went off* This is Simmons.
Sarge: Hello Simmons. I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone.
Steve: Yeah, things have gone really smoothly.
Sarge: Do I detect sarcasm corporal?
Steve: Yes you do, do you know why? It's cause we're in a situation that's so fucking bad you wouldn't believe it! All started when the new guy showed up! Stole the blue's flag by just asking for it?! *Shelia fires* Then we ended up with the flag! The warthog got destroyed! The blue's leader is dead and there is currently a Scorpion shooting right FUCKING AT US!
Sarge:.... Am I talkin' to the right base?
Grif: Sarge, *explosion goes off* WE. ARE. GOING. TO. DIE. HERE!
Sarge: Well then hold tight boys, I think I gotta solution to your little tank problem.
In the middle of Blood Gulch.
Tucker: Uh oh.
He said as he saw the Pelican fly over to them.
Tucker: Hey, Caboose, you might wanna get out of the tank. Like right now
Caboose: I can't figure out how to get this thing open!
Sheila: Night vision engaged.
Tucker: Rookie! Get out now!
Caboose: Okay, open the do-okay, I, Sheila will you please open the door?
Sheila: Driver canopy open. *Caboose ejected himself out as he sprinted away* Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle-
Sheila then blew up before tipping upside down.
Caboose: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!
He then reached Tucker out of breathe.
Caboose: Man, that was close.
Tucker: Look at your tank though.
Sheila: I'm scared Dave. Will I dream? Daaaaai-sy....Daaaaaai-sy..
And the tank just died as Tucker and Caboose watched.
Caboose: Sheeeeeilaaaaa! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Tucker: What?! No! Sheila, Sheila!....Wait, who's Sheila?
Caboose: She's the lady in the tank. She was my friend...
Tucker: Oh dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!
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Red vs Blue And The Corporal Season 1
FanfictionRVB but with a Corporal. Steve is an unknown person who had lost his memories. He arrived to join Red Team and was given second in command of the team. Though when Agent Texas shows up his past would soon catch up with him. The OC Steve belongs to...
