Within a couple of seconds Church caught up to Donut and held him at gunpoint. Both were in the middle of Blood Gulch.
Church: Freeze!
Donut: Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me?! You coulda hit me, dick!
Church: Can it! Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge. I know who you are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a sergeant, I'm a private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the sergeant?
Donut: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Church: Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Just then, Tucker emerged from the teleporter between the pair covered in soot and whatever staining his armour black.
Tucker: Three!
Church: JESUS!
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
Church: What the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?
Tucker: How did you get up here ahead of me?
Donut: And what's with that black shit on your armour?
Tucker: Hey! Freeze Sarge!
Donut: Would you stop calling me a sergeant, I'm still just a private.
Tucker: The Sarge is still a private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time....
At Red Base
The reds arrived to where Lopez and the Warthog. He probably wasn't happy to see the trio as soon as Grif got into the Driver's seat where a Tejano music started to blast out from the radio.
Steve: Excuse us Lopez, we need to borrow the warthog! Duty calls! Shotgun!
Simmons: Shot- fuck!
Grif: Dibs on driving!
Steve: Right, when was the last time you drove?
Grif: Weren't too long ago. Nothing to worry about Steve, just give me some soda and chips and we're good.
Steve: Famous last words.
Grif: How do you turn off the fucking radio in this car?
Steve: I don't fucking know, this might be Sarge's doing.
Simmons: Don't worry Lopez, we'll bring her back in one piece!
Meanwhile with the Blues and Donut. With Church growing ever more insane and urging to kill Tucker.
Tucker: Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Some time in your future I get stationed here in Blood Gulch and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new keep and I'm all like "There's no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!"
All he said just went over Church's head with the worst annoyance one could have.
Church: Tucker, what the fuck are you babbling about?
Tucker: I know all sounds crazy, but he eventually becomes a sergeant, and then one day we get a tank, and he comes and steals our flag while we're distracted.
Donut: Is this guy a retard?
Church: Red, shut up. Tucker, listen to me. You haven't gone back in time, okay?
The music from the jeep started to get closer to them.
Church: This is the guy that stole the flag, he's just not the sergeant.
The music got louder and louder
Church: Turns out he's just some dumb rookie who happens to have the same colour armour as him. He got in somehow just- FOR GOD'S SAKE! WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?!?
The warthog leaped over the trio over by the hills near Church.
Simmons: Woohoo!
Steve: Yee haw!
Tucker: Holy Shit!
Church: Son of a bitch!
The blues instantly high tailed and ran away as the Warthog landed.
Church: RUN! JESUS, RUN!
Tucker: The jeep followed me back in time!
Steve and Grif jump out the Warthog as Simmons yelled out loud as he fired at Church and Tucker as they retreated away.
Church: OW! GIT! OW! GIT! OW! ow!
Simmons: That's right! That's right, I got your ass! Get your ass and run, you cock bites! Right now! Yeah, not so pretty when you gotta run are you! Yeah that's right! Stay there! You know where your flag is? We're gonna get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Come on! Get out now! Yeah come on out! I know you like this! Come out where I can get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Be tough, get out there!
Grif: What the hell is going on here?
Donut: You know what? I honestly have no idea. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane.
Steve: Welcome to the club, so how'd you get the flag? You only just showed up today and this is the first thing you do? You must have covert black ops experience in this field of stealth.
Donut: Oh I just asked for it!
Steve:....What the hell? You "asked" for it?
Donut: I guess sir. Is it not supposed to?
Grif: I don't know...we never even thought to try that.
Steve: Alright soldier just take the flag back to base, we'll suppress the enemy with cover fire as you move.
Donut: Not until someone tells me what the fuck is go-
Steve: Explanations will come later. Just get the fuck out of here Donut!
The red soldier quivered and whimpered but he took the flag and took off, in the wrong way.
Steve: Wrong way you fool!
Donut: Uh, I know. I just got turned around, that's all.
At Blue base Caboose watched the whole scene unfold with his sniper rifle. Seeing how Tucker and Church were being shot at.
Caboose: Oh man, that's not good.
He looked back and forth with Church and Tucker and the Warthog.
Caboose: Oh my god, that jeep has a really big gun.
He put down the sniper as he looked back and forth with the tank.
Caboose: Stay here...tank...stay here...tank...Ah screw it.
In the middle of Blood Gulch the machine gun still opened fire onto the rock that Tucker and Church were covering behind as Simmons just yelling out loud and shooting at them.
Simmons: Yeah get going! Take that! I know you like that there! Come out! Come here! Poke your head up! Come on Blue! Get your head out there!
Church: Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run outta bullets some time.
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Red vs Blue And The Corporal Season 1
FanfictionRVB but with a Corporal. Steve is an unknown person who had lost his memories. He arrived to join Red Team and was given second in command of the team. Though when Agent Texas shows up his past would soon catch up with him. The OC Steve belongs to...
