At the Canyon wall behind Blue Base Church, Caboose and Tucker were standing over Church's body.
Ghost Church: I am not happy about this.
Caboose: I have an idea. I HAVE AN IDEA!
Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.
Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?
Ghost Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead bod.
Caboose: Yes.
Ghost Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.
Caboose: Yes.
Ghost Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.
Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.
Tucker then smelt Church's corpse begin to rot as the stench rotted in his nose.
Tucker: Dude, you really stink.
Ghost Church: What?
Tucker: Your body, it stinks.
Ghost Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.
Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.
Ghost Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.
Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?
Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?
Church: *Sighs* Nuh, God.
Meanwhile at Red Base Steve, Grif and Simmons on the roof of Red Base.
Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with..
Simmons: Dirt.
Grif: Damn! How did you-
Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.
Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.
Simmons: Hey Steve! It's your turn now.
Steve: Umm, I spy something beginning with S.
Simmons: Sky?
Steve:...This canyon sucks.
Back with the Blues at the Canyon Wall, Tucker and Church were watching Tex fix the tank from the cliff's edge. Caboose was right behind Tucker looking through the sniper rifle.
Ghost Church: How long do you figure until Tex fixes the tank?
Tucker: Not much longer. She said it's going pretty well. The gun's almost working, and then she'll get it moving again.
Ghost Church: *sarcastically* Oh, that's just fantastic.
Tucker: Why would that upset you?
Ghost Church: Because as soon as she gets the tank online, she's gonna use it against the Reds, and they're all gonna die.
Tucker: The Reds dying is a good thing.
Ghost Church: No, Tucker, it's not a good thing. As soon as we beat the Reds, Tex is outta here. And I still haven't figured out a way to get that A.I. out of her head.
Caboose: A.I...
Ghost Church: Shut up, Caboose. And if I don't get it out before she leaves...
Tucker: If she leaves you won't ever find her again.
Ghost Church: Right.
Tucker: So what're you gonna do?
Ghost Church: I guess I'm gonna do the only thing that I can do. I have to warn the Reds before she fixes the tank.
Tucker: You're switching sides?
Ghost Church: Sorry, guys. I don't have much choice.
Caboose: Church, uh, wha-what happens when the Reds out here.. to stop Tex, and then they come also with guns and they find us..?
Ghost Church: I'll try to help you as best I can. Good luck, guys.
Church soon faded away leaving Caboose and Tucker alone.
Caboose: Does this mean I should try to kill Church now?
Tucker: I tell you what: kill me. I promise not to come back.
Caboose then spotted something on his sniper scope.
Caboose: Hey! LOOK AT THIS. *focusing on Donut*
Tucker: No.
Caboose: They have a girl. They have a girl!
Tucker: A what?
Caboose: A girl, a girl! Look! Pink armour!
Tucker: Oh man, how come they set a gif?
Tex: *rom below them* Uh, you guys realize that I'm a chick, right? And that I'm standin' right here?
Tucker: Yeah, Tex, but when we say a girl, we mean a girl-girl.
Tex: And what the hell does that mean?
Caboose/Tucker: *backing up from the edge of cliff, out of Tex's sight* Nothing!
Tucker: Wait a second. If Tex heard that, do you think she heard Church's secret plan to warn the Reds about her?
Caboose: I don't know... but I think I know how to find out.
Caboose steps back up to the edge, looking down at Tex
Caboose: Hey...! Tex! Uh... Did you hear Church's secret plan to tell the Reds that you were fixing the tank?
Tex turns back to the tank then Caboose backs up to join Tucker.
Caboose: I don't think she knows. Unless she can read minds... She can't read minds, can she?...Can you hear what I'm thinking?
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Red vs Blue And The Corporal Season 1
FanfictionRVB but with a Corporal. Steve is an unknown person who had lost his memories. He arrived to join Red Team and was given second in command of the team. Though when Agent Texas shows up his past would soon catch up with him. The OC Steve belongs to...
