The Reds were all getting bet up by Tex as he brutally beat them all down with punches and grenades going off.
Grif: No, don't kill me! I'm too good looking to die!
He then got knocked down with a knock to the head. The whole scene was being watched by Caboose as he was seeing and somehow hearing from the sniper scope he had.
Caboose: Man... He is really kicking their asses.
Tucker: How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?
Caboose: *lowered the rifle* I'm really glad Tex is on our team and not theirs.
Tucker: Sure makes things a lot easier on us.
Caboose: Yeah. I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.
Tucker: It definitely seems like your killing Church is starting to work out for us.
Caboose: Ya know, ya think so? You know, I was gonna say something but, uh, well you know, uh... nuh..
Tucker: Did Tex get in the base?
Caboose then raised his sniper as he looked and saw the mercenary who looked above till he walked into the base.
Caboose: Yeah.
Suddenly the flag somehow teleported back in blue base.
?: Blue Team, flag returned.
Tucker: What the...? Who said that?
The cyan soldier turned around only to see Ghost Church had returned as he was clearing his throat.
Ghost Church: Sorry, that was me. I, uh, I guess I had something stuck in my throat. Your flag is back, by the way.
Caboose: Hey, it's Church!
Ghost Church: Yeah, it's me. Hey, Caboose.
Caboose: Hey, Church, what're you up to?
Ghost Church: Caboose, *laughs* ah-huh-huh, I'm not really here to make small-talk, okay? How'd you guys manage to get your flag back?
Tucker: Wh-What? Oh, th-that flag? We've always had that.
Ghost Church: Tucker, who do you think you're trying to fool? Hey, wait a second...Where's Tex?
Tucker: I'm not really sure, he said he was gonna go to the store, something about uh, elbow grease or a digital camera.
Ghost Church: Oh great. This is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?
Caboose: That Sidewinder is cold?
Ghost Church: Ugh! What was the OTHER one thing I told you?
Tucker: Not to let him get involved?
Ghost Church: Right. And what did you do?
Tucker: We let him get involved.
Ghost Church: And not just a little involved. How involved?
Caboose: Very, very involved
Meanwhile at Red Base Tex was inside the base and about to make the escape but Sarge had cut her off as he aimed his shotgun at her.
Sarge: Freeze!
Lopez emerges from the right, trapping Tex inside. But then a press of a rifle on her back stopped her altogether as she froze in place.
Sarge: Drop your weapon.
She was hesitant but the next voice she heard just made her heart stop in an instant.
Steve: Or your heart is filled with lead.
Tex: *drops the gun*...No...it can't be....
Sarge: What?
Tex: I-I mean you really better hope the first one knocks me out.
Sarge: Of course, do the honours Corporal Steve!
Steve: Absolutely.
Tex: Hold on, are you-
She never got to finish her sentence as she got hit on the back of her head with the butt of an Assault Rifle, leaving her to fall onto the ground out cold.
Sarge: Good work Steve! I knew I could count on you! Now get him into the corner and watch him till the others get up and assess the damage..
Grif: Ow, what the... My freakin' head. Jesus.
Simmons was standing over Donut who was unconscious and trying to tend to him
Simmons: He's hurt, Grif. He'll make it, but we need to get him some help fast.
Grif: Yeah, yeah just hold on one second. First Donut's head exploded, and then Simmons fainted, and then some black thing showed up and started-
Simmons: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I did not faint, something knocked me out.
Grif: Okay fine, keep lying to yourself. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Simmons: Come on man just go and find Sarge. We need to get Donut outta here.
Grif: Yeah, sure. Oh, and uh, I'm fine by the way. Thanks for asking. (runs down the ramp)
Simmons: Whatever, no one likes you anyway.
The orange soldier was walking down the steps and he decided to call out the only other honest person he could speak to.
Grif: Hey Steve! You like me right?
Steve: Only on days where you don't leave me for dead.
Grif: Oh come on I can't win!
Meanwhile as Blue base Caboose was looking through the sniper rifle at Grif entering the Red Base.
Caboose: Yep, he's definitely captured...or dead. Captured or dead. Or captured AND dead!
Ghost Church: Oh, well that's just PERFECT!
Tucker: What!? What is your problem? Why do you even care if he's captured? I thought you hated that guy anyway for stealing your girlfriend.
Church: I never said I hated Tex. I just said that she was the reason why we never got married.
Caboose: She?
As it all happened, the red's would find out the news for themselves at Red Base. Inside Red Base with everyone but Donut present as Steve was guarding Tex with his Assault Rifle trained on her.
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted outta here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I already know!" Get on the horn with Command!
Sarge then turned to see Tex who was just about to wake up from her knockout.
Sarge: Well, look who's up. Rise 'n' shine, buttercup.
Tex is standing, sparks flying from the right shoulder, jerking it back. There's a brief sound like a distorted voice. Now her real voice was revealed. As a woman's voice.
Tex: Oh great... You broke my voice filter. You cock biting fucktards!
Grif: Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!
Tex: ..What's the matter? You never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?
Steve: For a couple of months but who knows for me I for one, know what a lady looks like. I don't know why you all thought Tex was a guy.
Everyone just gave him a serious look as he then stuttered to correct himself.
Steve: No, no I did not mean it like that! I'm not that kind of guy!.....How did I know that?
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Red vs Blue And The Corporal Season 1
FanfictionRVB but with a Corporal. Steve is an unknown person who had lost his memories. He arrived to join Red Team and was given second in command of the team. Though when Agent Texas shows up his past would soon catch up with him. The OC Steve belongs to...
