ILL HAVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF MY READERS KNOW THAT I AM
a youngin'.
Yep my birthday is TOMORROW and I'm going to have the lamest birthday ever
Here's why.
You see, I am like one of the only people who has stingy parents. Taria I don't mean parents that will like start fussing at you at a medium level tone that shows that they have ACTUAL care and wonder for why you need something that costs CuRENceY.
No.
MY PARENTS are the type to have all the money to pay for every single bill in my house
(and here's what we have, three cars that still need to get paid off, a 13,000 dollar a month house, six heads to feed, water, two pets and energy to just name some off the top of my head.)
and still have a good thousand (really I should say THOUSANDS) bucks left over. All our bills equal up to about 25,000 to 50,000 each month all together and my parents are still together so natrually going to split up the bills and manage to pay every single month.
But where does the stingy part come in?
The kids.
(Its now time for some background history, if you dont give a fuck then ill put something in the chapter to signify that the story is now progressing.)
My ethnic backgrounds are 50% African American, 49% Hispanic and 1% Cherokee
(because who doesn't have an Indian background in Louisiana?)
And even though that was just completely random from the point that I'm about to get to,
My parents are old school.
And I mean REAL old school.
My Dad is the type of person that was a bad-ass little boy that loved to pick fights in school when he was growing up. Even though he was born in 76' he is the type to be "family centered" and "raised in the church" even though we barley go to church.
Now (since he has 4 children) he uses the same mentality that his parents had.
which can be summed up into one phrase
"YOU AINT LEAVING THIS MOTHERFUCKING TABLE UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR FOOD."
At least thats what he did for me and my brother but not for the other two fuckers.
My mom grew up poor. and i mean poor as in "My Cousins parents were not there because they are bums and there are now 11 childen living in a rusty shack" type of poor.
And my i honestly thought that my mom was just lying just to tell us a bed-time story, But that was until she showed me pictures that made me sad and cringe like pepe.
Would anyone bellieve me when i say that my mom was also KIDNAPPED?
yep she was, she went amber for five months until my grandmas neighboor saw a missing Cynthia.
AND AGAIN. SHE HAS PICTURES. LIKE WTF HOW?
but that aside, she grew up with the personality like mine. Funny, Timid, shy, yet spontanious when its time. She knew what she to do when she grew up. she wanted be a photographer, due to her countless pictures that takes every megabyte of our studio computer. sadly she never fulfilled her dream because she got mixed with some dumbass 19 year old that didnt want to listen to his parent in baton rouge so they shipped him on an airplane to dallas where he went to finish his G.E.D because he dropped out of high school in the 9th grade. (Lol i can actually say that im smarter than My Father)
She finished high school and even got a scholarship but just didnt take the chance to better her family. i dont know why but thats just the way it is.
While again family is important on my mom's side, it really doesnt seem that way. every single one of her siblings lives about two counties away from each other. Its sad to say that, there is no stablility over there.
Her sister always needs to have my grandma to watch her kids while he works for a little more than minimum wage because she keeps quitting her job for a new one. AND ITS NOT EVEN THE FACT THAT IT DOESNT HAVE A GOOD PAY, its just that she keeps getting lazy.
Her brother (Carlos) married and got divorced to some craxy white bitch and had three children together. That bitch went to watch her own mother die, and use her life insurance money to buy about 10 laptops (Im currently using one right now.) abd my uncle has all three of their kids.
And My other Uncle (Tommy) is a staight up criminal as he keeps going to jail for not paying his bills and abusing drugs (The last known location that our family knows where he is, is north carolina, He has a mugshot that ill use as the next Chapter)
Its not like my dad's side where you can basically travel all around baton rouge and not mention the name "Bowers" without someone giving you my entire family tree.
No.
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COMBINE THEIR FORCES AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
TWO CONFUSINGLY DETAILED INDIVIDUALS WHO RAISE THEIR CHILDREN ON TWO SEPERATE PATHS
And even though this about to come from an almost "Offical" teenager, i can say that i am the absolute smartest out of the cabbage patch. AND IM THE GUINEA PIG BECAUSE IM THE OLDEST TOO.
Thats an EINTIRE rant that i have to save for another day. lets just say that the oldest has it the hardest.
But i know im not getting anything for my birthday. they stick by their words and has told me (Since MArch) that im not getting a present. Lol I know im only gonna get a handful of "Happy birthday" texts because "Sleep is for the people who go to Baton Rouge High" and majority of my friends went to Baton Rouge high.
Hey, at least Jazz Bought me a BB gun.
But then he shot me three times in two days ._.
and he laughed all three times.
Im greatful for everything though. i love my laptop and in a couple of hours i will be part of the "OutKasts" "A NEW KINGDOM AGES 15- 17"
you're welcome to join if ya wanna reader.
and yes amber your chapter is coming out tomorrow.
sorry for the delay.
bastard.
The smartest OutKaster in the world.
-Z 💐
(That originated from Kali)
P.s. Happy Birthday to me 😕
