So yesterday consisted of a lot of honors , award ceremonies, parades, and a lot of proposals to prom.
That's just Friday the 13th for ya.
But the main focus is today, which has been a drag from the start.
So jazz came back over and I think my parents are really regretting that decision. I can tell bc at least 50 grey shades were thrown before 12:00 pm today.
(Get it? 50 shades of grey? It pulled in like 30 million dollars this weekend alone! This just proves that we Americans have nothing to do but just watch porn all day)
They were saying shit like
"We'll looks like we can't go out to eat as a family tonight, guess we'll go by ourselves"
And
"You know I don't like people in my house when I'm gone right."
Guys,
Jazz has been here many of times and both my parents have told him and I that he is basically family.
Like how fuckin rude can you be.
My dad is batshit cray-cray today as well and before i tell you why, here's a little back story,
My dad is in the er-
"business"
and it's really made him paranoid. He sells and smokes himself and it has a lot of people coming over to our house everyday and night. It's bad enough that he is an alcoholic and smokes three packs of cigarettes like every fucking day.
My dad today has flashed on everybody that is in his radius.
Today we went to that Spanish town parade which I will now call the Dick parade because it was all about ZE pENIS.
I won't lie we all had a good time, saw some naked women, men blow up dolls, and pink shit.
There was a lot of pink shit.
But anyways,
We haul ass all of our loot (we had so much I'm pretty sure ppl thought we were pirates, we had swords and everything BRUH) and as soon as we get in the car my dad said this shit.
"One day Ima just go by myself and not have to worry about anyone of y'all motherfuckers"
rly dad.
RLY -_-
Recently he walked In the door and it was unlocked and announced
"Door open. All y'all motherfuckin bitches would be dead"
*molests face bc of paranoia*
I can see why my dad could be a little paranoid, but when he points his 12-gauge at the door waiting for ME to open it, bruh you gotta chill.
HES UP TILL 3 IN THE MORNING TO MAKE SURE NO BRPD IS GONNA GO BANG BANG ON OUR DOOR.
Wow.
Today wasn't all that interesting tbh.
Eriell still hasn't texted me, I think she put kali up to something...
Someone pls explain.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!
I'll be that special someone if you want me to 😘
Sorry for the scrawny ass chapter,
Update coming soon.
Keep it weird 🌝
-Z
(PS, IF I DIDNT TELL YOU HAPPY V-DAY IM SUPER SORRY, I LOVE YOU ALL !!!! SEE YOU SOON! 💞)
