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Has anyone ever had that moment where a certain situation where life just leaves you saying "suck my dick"
Such as a time where you finally had enough of your bad grades. And when I say bad I mean
HORRIBLE.
Like Stephen king and and Edgar Allan Poe wrote a book that IS your past few report cards/ progress reports
And you're about done with it all.
Let's say that Your teacher gives you an assignment that will knock that fabulous "F" to a "C"
Exactly what you NEED to pass that class.
SOOOO....
You go above and beyond on this project. I mean you got the geek squad from best buy putting 3-D effects everywhere on your shit making it look like the best damn project in the world right?
You go to school the next morning walking into that class like
"DEEZ nyukkas don't euhm kno" (also if you caught that "nyukkas" word refrence from 'the boondocks' then good for you 😉)
You look at all your classmates projects (noticing how basically basic they are) and just give a sly "hm"
And as soon as you say that the teacher walks in to notice everyone's project.
And what's the first thing she utters out her mouth ?
"Good morning class you don't have to worry about your assigned project for today, I've extended the deadline on it for about another week so please put it away 👀"
SMD YOU ABOUT TO TAKE THIS PROJECT TODAY BITCH ASSIGNING THIS SHIT A MONTH AGO AND TELL US THAT WE HAVE ANOTHER WEEK
And then you just-
Shove it down her throat?
Yea. That's manslaughter now
Have fun dropping the soap 😊
ORE ORE ORE-
Let's say you came home from a long day at school and all you wanna do for the rest of the day is to take a hot shower and fall asleep watching Netflix.
BUT
As soon as 1/4 of your foot steps through the door, your parents are already handing you about 5 different chore lists that consists shit like
•taking the trash out
•Wash the dishes (the sinks are packed)
•Clean the gutters (it's raining)
•mow the lawn (it's still raining"
And
•feed the fish (what?)
AND on top of that you have
•Math
•Biology
•English
•Spanish and
•World History
Homework you gotta complete.
Your parents tell you
"uh those chores need to be done before you go to bed, if not I take your phone for a month"
What would you do?
"SHIIIIIIIIT HERES MUH FONE
(*hands mobile device to legal guardians \(•-•\})
I DONT WANT IT ANYWAYS BITCH SUCK MUH DICK BITCH"
Then yo ass get sent to the ER for that highly RUDE ass comment you so happily bestowed on your parents.
Maybe not even that,
but let's say You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. You're in like the most saltiest moods ever
Like
You could salt all the fries at McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King just from your attitude that day.
You go to school, talked to no one, punched a dude in the face,
twice.
Came home only to start fighting with one of your younger siblings. "They" trashed your room and destroyed the project that you were supposed to turn in the next week and start punching on the lil bitch.
Blah blah blah
The bitches (parents) walk into your room to give you yet another long ass chore list, yell your name (they don't tell you to "come here", just call your name) punish you because they think you fucked up your room (and don't even TRY to talk back because they'll take that as being disrespectful) instead of the little nitwits and they start pointing and laughing at you as you walk to your room.
Having to now clean your room, you find that your dog (which is the only thing you can bare to stand in your house) Shitted on your bed, backpack, and folded clothes. and now the entire room smells like straight dog shit, (which will stay in your room for the next week or two)
You Michael Vick the dog for the little traitor he is. You clean your room, got rid of all the dog shit, finished your chores and now you are tired af.
You head back to your room, sit on your bed AND GUESS WHAT YOU SIT ON ?
The forgotten pile of shit.
*inhales big ass breath*
"OMJ SUCK MY DICK I HATE ALL OF YOU. GOODBYE.
Anyone of the situations sounds a little like something you've been through?
Life a bitch ain't it?
Love it how it screws you over deez days
No need to self harm Just scream
"SUCK MY DICK" any time something like this happens.
Keep it weird
-Z 💤
