Okay, I've milked the intro long enough.
So me and my nigget Ron'Janelle were behind T-buildings over looking Bucannon elementary or however you spell it and just looking back on how far we as 9th graders have come. Just watching lite kids like pedophiles Until the bell rang.
Man I miss those days. Where you could just run around with all yo thugs and shit
Not giving a single fuck
Throwing sand at people's faces
Pushing people off the slide
Beating up the people who stole yo cookie off Ya plate with a large ass stick that you thought was a log at the time..
Oh how I miss those days😩😭
So it is currently 11:20pm and I can't sleep so that means I have nothing better to do, and I've eaten all the food I've hoarded into my room. So I guess I have no choice but to do this.
I honestly love it at Mckinley high school. I've actually fit in with most people and see the way my personality is set up, I'm pretty much cool with everyone-
Like a half black/half Hispanic Clarence for those of you who still watch Cartoon Network.
I can really say I've made more friends than I've made in middle school and it's pretty rad. It seems like all great scholars students stick together, even though we can be salty to each other at times, we treat each other like fam bruh.
That's why when I told
Muh nuggets that i am still choosing to go to BRH they got all stupid and shit.
"Naw dawg Ya gotta stay here"
"You a panther why would you leave bruh"
"I will come to brh and shank yo ass if you leave"
"You leaving to Baton Rouge high next year? Haaaaa you stupid if you leavin us"
Yada yada yada
I still haven't gotten my letter from EBR yet so I'm still a panther for now.
I wasn't the only one that was supposed to be leaving though. Ron'Janelle was supposed to be leaving with me, but now she's having second thoughts and that leaves me singled out and Shit about leaving to brh. But hey at least I'm not Bob.
While I'm staying in state,
Bob (his real name is Nathaniel but we call him Bob bc of Bob Marley. I'll get to that I'm a minute) is leaving this year to Texas ,leaving his Gf Ashley to go and work with his family on a farm... Okay.
The thing about their relationship, is that it's the most cliche thing. ever.
It's one of those "good-girl-loves-bad-boy-because-fuck-the-universe-and-pickles" type of shit. And from my point of view, it cannot be more awkward.
Guys c'mon I don't need to always walk out of my 1st period class to interrupt yalls make-out sesh like DAFUQ.
ORE
Listen to the lips smacking in third period. Just do the world a favor and lick each other's ears behind t-building UHKAY?
Bob isn't really a bad guy it's just the fact that he holds up his blunt in class like rafiki holding simba on pride rock in the begging of the lion king.
Yeaaaaaaa no.
He seriously look like he high off his ass by second period and he's always eating something which kinda, really supports my reasoning. (See why we call him Bob now?)
I consider that a bad boy,
BUT GIYS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WIF DA KISSING SOME OF US DINT HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE YOU ASSES.
But hey, the meaning of romance is something that the universe can't explain.
(basically the universe doesn't know how the two people connected it just happened. Like peanut butter and pickles.) (whoa that sounded familiar... I wonder where that came from..)
I really like McK Sr. high. It's really eventful too, and I'm finally getting tired. But first lemme just say that Emma Metz had no business coming over here.
She sticks out like a virgin in a sea of thots or a strawberry in a patch of blue berries.
I'm not kidding she looks so out of place and she's in traditional. like Dayum. the traditional students are still learning basic exponents AND NOT EVEN UNDERSTANDING IT LIKE DAHELL?
Man as much as I like Mck we got some stupid muthafuckas over here man ._.
See Ya later weirdos.
-oz
