Hey Sydney, can jhu pls tell Chelsea and Alden that they'd make a great couple together? Thx!
So I woke up this morning and I wished Glob would've taken me while I was asleep.
The reason I say that is because I tried to reach my PS3 controller (PLAYSTATION FOR LIFE BIATCH😆) and immediately regretted my decision. I was sore af.
You see I recently invested in a full year gym membership because rEASONs and I knew what I was getting myself into.
It just didn't dawn on me that I'm a fucking couch potAytoe.
So I woke up, tried to grab my controller to play some gta5, stretched out my arm, and held tha bitch like I was frozen in place. I could not "Let it go" 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so sorry for that joke. I promise to never do that again .-.)
The day before, I went to to gym for about a good hour& uh 1/2 because it's my first week so I wanted to get a feel for things.
I did the usual for gym newbies;
•stretch weirdly in front of people to assert my dominance
•30 minute cardio.
•finish cardio realizing that I'm too fat to even try to exercise
•Gain inner motivation and head over to lifting area
•Look around lifting area at all the fit muscular people wishing to look like them
•45 minutes of lifting, ab workout, pecks, and squatting with weights (or whatever you call that shit I know one of you people are gonna try to correct meh.)
•Finish off with basketball and realize ball is not life for you.
The usual.
Butt I tried to stand up and realized that pain was coming from everywhere. The one place I noticed the most was my ass. It just hurt to fucking walk and walking included moving my legs (hamstrings and gluteus were on fire) and moving my legs would move my ass. Very uncomfortable. Like no. But I plan on going back tomorrow so I won't be as sore come Monday.
No pain No gain.
And I paraded around the rest of the day looking like I shit myself.
Now I'm just trying not to fall asleep so I can skype eriell tonight if I get the chance. *yawns* I can stay up all night.
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So good news came In the form of a call last Friday. I got accepted into Lee Magnet High Skool because of my second choice! YAY!! 🎉🎊
Tbh I honestly don't remember making a second choice if I didn't get into brh. Apparently my past self did and he got us back into the magnet program
BUT ANYWAY ILL BE A FUCKING PATRIOT NEXT FUCKING YEAR!
(DO I NEED TO SAY "YAY!" AGAIN?)
It'll be nice catching back up with frands I haven't seen in a while.
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Last night I also found out what squirting really is. It's not a girl cumming or ejaculating (for all you geeks out there, don't worry I'm one too) it's piss.
Distilled piss.
UGH IM GETTING TIRED AND IVE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY TODAY.
I just felt like a while had passed since I've updated.
One last thing guys.
WHATS CHELSEA's AND ALDEN's SHIPPING NAME?
COMMENT BC ALL I HAVE IS "ALSEA" AND "CHELDEN"
(All-Sea). (Chell-den"
KEEP IT WEIRD
WEIRDO! ✌️
-oz
10:00 January 31st 2015
