17. Mini at Kitchen

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Next morning

Kirpal- Aadha litre hor lelo. Choti bacchi badi ho rhi hai.

Neil- Bss bhai! Tere liye na, Rani hi sahi h. Mujhe dekhte hi tu idhar udhar ki baat krne lgta hai, aur zyada doodh de deta hai.

Kirpal- Sa'ab ji tussi toh jande ho mere gar ka haal. Ab tussi mera kheyal ni rakhoge toh kon rakhega.

(Kirpal was bargaining with Neil to sell half litre milk extra. His eyes fell on the road.)

Kirpal- Oh Sa'ab ji, Yeh toh madam ji haina? Yeh Munda kon h unke saath.

Neil- Yeh uska dost, Mickey.

(Mini and Mickey were running on street.)

Mini- Yaar, main kuch bhi kar sakti hoon, exercise, dieting, medicines, weight loss, sab karungi. Operation zaroori hai kya?

Mickey- How many times will you ask this? (still running)

Mini- (ran behind him) Koi toh solution hoga na?

(He stopped)

- Mini, PCOS ka koi solution nahi hota. Yeh dieting and medicine etc se bhi tu poora theek nhi ho skti, operation se bhi nhi ho skti.

- Toh phir operation itna zaroori kyun!

- Yaar, I told you 100 times. Tera stage itna high ho chuka hai, ki your uterus can give up any moment. Use jaldi low stage pe lana padega. Medicines ya exercise se woh possible nahi hai.

- Toh kaise possible hai? Kaise low stage pe laun... aur kya kya karun...

- Operation karwa le. Turst me, tera PCOS aise kum ho jayega, just in interval of few hours. Kabhi vishwaas toh kar apne dost pe yaar!

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Kirpal- Oh ji dost?

Neil- Han. Doctor hai. Isliye sehat banwa raha hai.

- "Sehat?" (he tried to stare but they were too far) Ki kar re ho sa'ab ji, twade hote hue woh kukkad tuhadi bandi nu gumaa ra hai? (Neil laughed)

Kirpal-Hor tussi vekh vekh ke has re o?

- Bhai jaisa soch raha hai waisa kuch nahi hai. (He chuckled) Waise bhi tujhe kya lagta hai, koi usse ghuma sakta hai? A re woh khud chalti hai aur doosre uske peeche ghoome hain aisi hai, meri bandi.

-Oye hoye! Mubarakan ji Mubarakan! Saab ji ko unki bandi mil gayi!

- Shh! Aur chilla ke bol de!

-Sori sori

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Haveli

Arya- Aur yeh gayi Queen! Yess!

Dadu- Itni jaldi nahi. Ab ek aur pyada le kar dikha.

Arya hit the stricker. And it went directly into the net.

Dadu- Ha ha. La fine de?

Arya 🙁

Neil came in. Arya stood up to wish him good morning.

Neil- Choti madam, aap vacation Mein bhi itni jaldi uth gayi?... One minute, main aapke liye doodh le kar aata hoon.

Arya- Doodh nahi, chai. Gori wali chai.

Neil- Gori wali chai?

Arya- Haan. (She walked to sofa holding his finger) Aur pata hai, aaj toh subhe subhe mujhe queen bhi mil gayi.

(Dadu grinned)

Neil- Wow! That's great. Come sit. Dadu, aap chai piyenge?

Dadu- Nahi nahi.

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