Clumsy as hell

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Warnings; probably swearing... Definitely swearing

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Henry was clumsy and hell, to say the least.

But he always hid it from his boss/hero

But sometimes (like when he got very little sleep) he couldn't help it



"Hey kid!" Ray called out from the computers "come check this out"

Henry stood quickly and jogged over to Ray.... Or tries to at least

As soon as he stood up he almost tripped on his own feet

"Jesus fucking Christ" Henry muttered before walking over to his boss

"Language" said boss dead panned

"Oh cause you don't swear?" Henry rolled his eyes

"Im kidding!" He smiled at h- the kid "I don't give a shit if you swear"

Henry now stood next to Ray by the computers "what am I checking out?"

"Oh just this cat video I found" he responded as he turned his chair around

"Seriously?" He says as this is the seventh time he's been called over for a cat video "aren't we supposed to be working?"

"Bitch please, we work all the time!" (Read that in the most dramatic voice ever) "we can take a break you know"

"What happened to heros don't take breaks?"

"... "

"That's what I thought, now show me the video" Henry actually didn't mind the break, he just didn't want his boss to be a hypocrite

They watched the video before an emergency call came in

Ray sighed dramatically at the timing and answered the call

"Captain man speaking, what the fuck is up?" Henry slapped Ray on the shoulder

"HELP- me and my friends have been taken hostage by some maniac!!" Some guy said

"Can you tell us what the Maniac looks like?" Ray was now serious

"He was bald on the top of his head but still had some hair on the sides-"

"Holy shit it's doctor Minyak!" (Idk how to spell his name) Henry figured out as soon as he said bald

"Jesus Christ" it was Ray who rolled his eyes now "that bitch is out of jail already?"

"I guess" Henry shrugged

"Alright where are you?"

"Little biker shop for kids"

AGAIN?! why can't he pick somewhere else for once?!

Ray sighed heavily

"Come one kid lets go" Ray stood and put ball of gum in his mouth with Henry following quickly nearly falling on his face while doing so

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