Hazbin May Cry

Hazbin May Cry Mission 9

Mission 9: Ars Goetia

"Well, we're screwed," Blitzo said to his employees as the blade of Dread was big enough to cover all of their necks. "Especially now that we know his old man is an Archangel."

"So, who are you three," Dante asked. "Did someone hire you to try to kill me or are you doing this on your own?"

"It was of our own accord and we realized we fucked up majorly, so how about letting us go," Blitzo asked.

"We did help you with Dread and you saved my wife," Moxxie said as Millie nodded.

Dante looked at the smaller imps and saw that they were holding onto each other with concern for the other. "You two are okay in my book," Dante said, giving the married couple some relief. "This guy on the other hand is a little on the shady side."

"Oh great. The lovebirds get to walk free, but the boss is the shady one. As if I never heard that one in my entire fucking life," Blitzo sarcastically remarked.

"As much as I would agree with you, he's our boss, and the reason he decided to attack you was that you ran into his daughter the other day and it freaked her out," Moxxie explained the situation so he could save his boss.

Dante thought for a moment as he tried to remember who he ran into yesterday when he went out shopping with Charlie. "Doesn't ring any bells. I met a lot of demons around here, but not an imp like you," he said to Blitzo.

"She's a hellhound, actually," Millie spoke up, prompting the Demon Hunter to look at her with a raised eyebrow. "Adopted," she explained.

This made a little more sense since he did take a glance at a hellhound that was near the pool hall in town. "I think I did see this wolf girl when I was shopping," Dante muttered loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Is she cute? Bullet asked, which made Blitzo pull out a pistol from his suit.

"You stay away from my Loony, or else I'm going to fill you up with so much lead that you'll be Hell's shittiest pencil," Blitzo shouted as he clicked the gun. "That goes for you too, Rockstar," The larger imp shouted, pulling out a second gun and forgetting he had a giant mechanical scythe to his neck.

"Not interested, anyway," the white-haired Demon Hunter told the imp. He was sure that his so-called daughter is attractive, but he wasn't going to bother messing with Blitzo.

"Let's keep it that way, I don't want my daughter to be having a threesome with you and Little Miss Sunshine over there," Blitzo said as he gestured to Charlie.

That comment made Charlie's face go red from embarrassment. "Oh No! No no no no no! I would never... I mean I would... but I wouldn't.... I have someone already!"

"Yeah, we're not an item," Dante confirmed.

"Seriously, why does everybody think we're together," Charlie asks out loud to no one in particular.

"To be fair, you are the Princess of Hell and he's the son of a powerful demon who's practically royalty," Millie told her. "Not to mention your daddy hired him and he's staying at your place."

While Charlie tried to explain what she could, Vaggie was fuming in anger. Her hair was practically transforming into wings and Terry had to hold her back from killing Blitzo for assuming about Dante and Charlie. "Let me go! I want to cut off his horns and plunge them where he doesn't want them!"

"Wait, you're going to spitroast him," Angel asked with a smile, amazed that Vaggie would do such a thing. "If you do, I want to see that."

"Oh shut up, you pervert," Vaggie screamed at the spider demon. "Or else I'm shoving one of his horns right up your ass!"