Hazbin May Cry

Hazbin May Cry Mission 11

Mission 11: Red Hawk at Dawn

"We're back," Charlie announced as she had four boxes of pizza in her arms. "And we brought pizza!"

"Finally! I'm starving," Cruiser said as he put down the pool cue.

"Pizza again," Vaggie asked a little annoyed that the Demon Hunter's main food group was hard drinks, sweets, and pizza. "I swear if we get Hell Roaches because of him, I'm taking his next paycheck and giving it to Niffty for extermination," the moth grumbled, but grabbed a slice of pepperoni for herself.

"This time I got everyone more of a selection," Dante came in with four more boxes in his hand. "Got regular, deluxe, supreme, pineapple, meat lovers, vegetarian, cheese lovers, and the Hellfire Spice Challenge."

"Hellfire Spice Challenge," Candy asked with a tilt of her head as she never heard of that exact pizza.

"They added some hot sauces within the tomato sauce as well as different hot peppers, spicy sausage, and even wasabi to make your mouth burn," the Demon Hunter told her.

"Wait just a damn second! Do you mean to tell me that a pizzeria added that green Japanese paste to pizza!? I don't know if I should be insulted or impressed," Angel said, surprised at the idea of the Hellfire Spice.

"Sounds like one of those masochist challenges that humans do up above and they end up down here," Salvia said as he cut up a slice. "Maybe we should all grab a slice and try it."

"Spicy food and I don't mix well," Summer frowned as she held her stomach.

"You had spicy tacos before," Dia commented.

"Yeah. But they weren't slathered in hot sauce and wasabi," Summer retorted.

"How bad can it be? I say let's do the challenge," Cruiser said as he expertly cut the pizza into many different slices with a switchblade he kept in his pocket. "Who wants to join?

"You know I'm in," Dante said as he took a slice.

"I'd be delighted to see how this combination tastes," Alastor grinned as he twirled his microphone, then picked up a slice.

"Eh, why the hell not? It's not like it can kill me or anything," Angel laughed as he too picked up a slice." Soon, everybody in the hotel grabbed one except for Summer. "Alright. On the count of three, we all take a bite," Angel said as he held up one of his multiple hands. "One... Two... Three!" Everyone then took a bite and tried the Hellfire Challenge. "Huh. Not bad. In fact-" Angel's sentence came to a stop as his entire mouth dried up and quickly burned his throat. "Christ on a fucking stick, it burns," Angel screamed. He soon began shouting in Italian as he ran for the bar for a drink. But after the first shot he downed, he only screamed louder.

As for the rest of the guests, Summer watched as her friends and the new arrivals all ran around like freshly decapitated chickens. Bullet was whining like a dog that was injured, Terry was grabbing at his throat, Candy was sweating up a storm, Salvia was literally spewing fire out of his mouth, Dia was coughing so hard that she was crying tears of pain, Applejack was yelling bloody murder, and Cruiser was frantically gripping his hair while screaming in pain. "See, this is another reason why I didn't want it," Summer said as she went to the kitchen to get ice and milk for everyone.

The hotel staff was faring better, but several of the employees were still in pain from the spicy heat. "Why would you get this," Vaggie shouted before she cursed in Spanish. "Madre de Dios, no puedo soportar este infierno!" (Mother of God, I can't take this Inferno!)

"It seemed fun at the time," Dante said, being the only one to speak normally, but he still had watering eyes and a burning face from the spicy pizza he kept eating.