Hazbin May Cry

Hazbin May Cry Mission 18

Mission 18: Siblings

Days have passed since the Apple of Eden set off for a cruise vacation for Charlie, Dante, the staff, and clients of the Hazbin Hotel. After enjoying their time at sea with Alastor finally managing to get over his seasickness, the ship was soon returning to port and Lucifer was waiting for them. "Dad, why are you here," Charlie asked her father who was standing right off the docks.

"I heard about pirates out by the area and was worried," Lucifer said.

"Don't worry, we kicked their asses," Dante replied as he walked down the gangplank.

"It's obvious you're okay. I was more worried about the ship," Lucifer stated before he went to inspect everything.

Blinking in surprise at Lucifer's priorities, Dante turned to Charlie. "He's more concerned with the ship?"

"Have you seen the mural on it," Charlie voiced as she gestured to the gorgeous artwork of Lilith as a mermaid.

"Fair enough," Dante conceded. "Maybe I should get one with you as a mermaid? Or should that be for Vaggie only?"

"Dante," Charlie laughed as she punched his shoulder.

After a while, everyone got off the ship and Lucifer spoke to Charlie once again. "Okay, she's fine. Just some stuff that can be touched up after those battles you probably had, but at least the mural's untouched. I had to pay a metric shitton to get that commissioned for the yacht."

"Is the repair cost coming out of my paycheck," Dante asked as he pretty much knew that answer.

"A bit, yes," Lucifer immediately replied. "But that depends on how much you killed."

Dante showed the Devil Arm that used to be Captain Maelstrom and demonstrated his skill with it. "How's this?"

"The money you would have gotten for the rest of his crew you killed will cover the cost. I'll make sure to pay you for that captain dying," Lucifer told the demon hunter.

"Good, whatever's leftover, I'm putting it in for the Hotel," Dante told the King of Hell.

"Do whatever you want with it. Seeing that the ship is in good shape, I'll be on my way back," Lucifer excused himself as he walked past the demon hunter and his daughter. "Oh and were you two making me grandchildren on the boat?"

Hearing what Lucifer said, Charlie choked on her spit while Dante looked away putting a fist close to his mouth to cough. "DAD! WHAT THE HEAVEN," Charlie shouted as many of the others were looking at Vaggie for confirmation, who only held up her spear as a warning.

"What? Better me asking than your mother," Lucifer stated. "You know how she'd get if she knew you had sex with the Son of Sparda."

"Is that because she wanted to fuck the big guy himself," asked Lechuza. "I mean, I don't blame her if she did. That guy was a real looker."

"She had expressed interest in it before," Lucifer admitted, making Charlie cover her ears. "But that's not important," he added.

"Can we not talk about my sex life!? I don't talk about you and Mom," Charlie screamed while pointing a finger at her father. "Don't answer that question!"

Lucifer shrugged as he twirled his cane around, passing everyone. "I have a meeting to attend anyway. Good luck, Charlie. And remember, don't take shit from other demons," he said as he entered a limousine and it drove off.

As the limo went away, Charlie turned to the others with a fierce glare in her eyes. "We do not talk about my sex life or I make sure that the sleeping arrangements are far different from what I was originally planning since everyone behaved after the pirate attack."