Hazbin May Cry

Hazbin May Cry Mission 4

Mission 4: Snakes, Explosions, and Fried Eggs

A woman was running through the manor that was a flame. "Vergil! Dante!" The woman shouted as she was looking for her sons. She ran through the house avoiding demons as well as falling debris. 'Where are they?' She thought as she continued to run through the house. The woman ran to one of the rooms and spotted an eight-year-old Dante on the floor feeling dizzy. She was very relieved to spot one of her sons but panicked as she soon heard demons heading this way. She ran to her son and led him into a closet. "You need to hide, Dante. No matter what happens, you mustn't leave!" She told him as she turned to hear that the demons were getting closer. "I need to find Vergil. I promise I'll be back." She grabbed his face to look him in the eye. "I know it's hard. You must listen to me. Be a big boy...a man, huh?" She asked him as Dante, with a sad face, nodded his head. "If I don't return, you must run. By yourself, alone. You must change your name. Forget your past and start a new life as someone else. A new beginning." She smiled as she quickly closed the closet door as she quickly ran and called out for her other son as a scream of pain was heard.

Dante shot up from his dream as he rubbed the back of his head. "Never thought I would have that dream again. What time is it anyway." He looked around to see an alarm clock next to him. "Slept for two hours straight, huh? Well, might as well get some fresh air." He jumped off the bed, stretched out his muscles, and started to head out of his hotel room. As he makes it down the stairs, he hears some sort of commotion.

"So, there you have it, my effeminate fellow. Hell's entire history of Sparda." Alastor told the spider demon as they were sitting at the bar while Husker was drinking from his bottle of booze. "Any questions?"

"Nah, I'm good." The porn star said as he crossed his legs. "But I got a better understanding of why everyone is either on edge or idolizes the guy." He said before looking at Charlie. The princess of Hell was looking through a worksheet while Vaggie was next to her, keeping her company.

"Maybe we should make a billboard?" Charlie asked her girlfriend as she showed her the many idea's she was thinking about to promote the hotel.

"No offense Hun, but no one is going to take it seriously. Plus, there's the amount of money it's going to take to make one," Vaggie told her.

Charlie sighed as she crossed off that on the list. "Then how about a commercial?"

"Again, money is going to be an issue. Not to mention that the news media makes us look bad as well as what happened with Angel." The moth demon glared at the spider.

"Like I said, I owned my gal pal a fucking solid!" Angel shouted as he gave the finger to the one-eyed moth demon.

"With a turf war!"

"You're still pissed off about it? Come on I said I was sorry." Angel told her.

"It was thanks to that stunt that Charlie got into a fistfight with that slut of a reporter Katie Killjoy!"

"Wait, you got into a fistfight with a reporter?" Dante spoke up finally as he couldn't help but overhear the bickering between the spider and the moth.

"How much did you hear," Charlie asked the demon slayer.

"A lot. From the billboard to these two arguing," He said as he stood in front of the two females who were sitting on the couch. "So, you got into a fistfight with a news reporter?"

"Yeah... I will admit, I do regret it a little bit." Charlie smiled sheepishly as she rubbed the back of her head. "It was when I was first promoting the hotel. I went to a news station and tried to convince everyone about giving redemption a chance, but that turned into a shitstorm, and laughed at the idea. And it got worse when Angel joined in on a turf war."