Hazbin May Cry

Hazbin May Cry Mission 7

                                                                         Mission 7: Fixing things up

Channel 666 News started to play as Tom Trench sat at the desk along with a female sand red scorpion demon with long braided black hair that resembled a stinger. She also had scorpion pincers, and green eyes, and was wearing a gray suit over her developed figure. "Good afternoon, I'm Tom Trench," Tom introduced himself.

"And I'm Caroline Clamper," the scorpion introduced herself sounding like a valley girl. "Like in today's news, the Porn Studio owned by Overlord Vincent was burnt down earlier today."

"It's Valentino, Hun. But, that's right folks, the Overlord of adult entertainment and pimp Valentino is now officially dead. How do we know he is dead? Well, we found footage of who is responsible for the destruction. Let's take a look," Tom said as he and Caroline turned to the greenscreen. They and the viewers saw a recording of everything that happened outside the studio. From someone entering the building and various demons fleeing, to the building catching on fire led to more demons running out of the inferno, to someone jumping from the top floor and landing on their feet. The picture to the news studio got zoomed in on the figure, as it showed Dante carrying Angel Dust on his back. "And there you have it, folks. The one who trashed the Porn Studio was none other than the Son of Sparda himself; Dante."

"OMG, Tom! Sparta's son was like the same guy who killed that good-for-nothing bitch, Katie Killjoy," Caroline said. "Too bad I didn't meet the guy. He got me this position when it opened up again. Like, thanks, Dante."

"Close, Hun. It's Sparda, not Sparta," Tom again corrected his coworker. "If you're watching this Dante, thank you. Not only is she hot, but I got a coworker that doesn't hit me," he said while he leans in and whispers to the camera.

"Like, whatever Tom. The point is Killjoy is fucking dead and I'm anchorwoman," Caroline waved off, not hearing his latest part. "Anyway, people are now wondering, what is going on with Box and Vivian? Well, I'm sure they are so pissed that their friend and business partner is dead, so Dante, my advice to you is to stay in hiding or avoid the streets for I don't know, forever? But we will update you soon, folks. So, stay tuned and we will be right back after these messages."

"When we return, we'll be talking about Verosika Mayday's embarrassing arrest up top," Tom told the viewers.

The TV in the hotel lobby was then turned off by Husker. "Looks like you're in some deep shit kid," the winged cat told the white-haired demon hunter. "I'm surprised that the TV head or the creepy doll didn't rush up here and demand your head already."

"I have no idea who you are even talking about," Dante took a seat on one of the stools at the bar.

Cherri couldn't help herself as she facepalmed at Dante's remark. "I warned you about killing Valentino," she said as she smudged some of her mascara. "Killing him will upset both Vox and Velvet as they allied with each other."

"She's right. What were you thinking," Vaggie scream at the Demon Hunter as she had a handful of her hair. "This place will be crawling with assassins trying to kill you and do a lot of damage to this hotel!"

"I was thinking of getting Angel to behave himself if I knew who he was hiding from, that way he can fully be on board with being redeemed instead of whoring himself to that arrogant bastard," Dante countered her argument. "And it worked, didn't it?"

Vaggie was ready to argue his statement but as she opened her mouth, she couldn't come up with anything. "Maldito Hijo de un Maldito caballero demonio," (Damn son of a fucking demon knight.) she muttered in her native tongue.