Kryptonite

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*Rachel's POV*
I looked over towards Thor, also known as Austin, and then slowly waltzed over to him.
"So," I said, "What's brings thou down from Asgard?"
Austin- Er... Thor laughed, "Some random guy with a creepy voice... Hey, is there a Captain America?"
"Nope!"
We both looked around to make sure my answer was correct.
Austin nodded, "Good. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"
Michael, who had been swinging around the skyscrapers as Spider-Man, lowered down towards us as he hung upside down, "Um... Rachel and I aren't Avengers soooo..."
"Okay!" Austin took a break to think, "Alright! AVENGERS, SPIDER-MAN, AND MISS MARVEL ASSEMBLE!"
"Wow... How original..." I rolled my eyes and snickered along with Michael, who was still dangling with his head towards the earth.
"Yeah, why don't we ditch this dork, eh?" He asked me.
"Hey!" I cried, "Austin isn't a dork..."
Austin smirked at me, "Thanks! Buuuut, yes I am!"
Michael pointed at Austin and raised his eyebrows, "See? I told you!"
I couldn't help but slip a little smile onto my lips.
"So, Miss Marvel..." Michael lowered himself down enough that his eyes were directly across from my chin, "How about we renact a scene from Spider Man?"
"Sure! What scene?" I politely replied.
Michael took a deep breath, "Isn't it obvious?"
"No..." I shook my head, "Okay, this isn't fun anymore..." I said realizing what he meant.
"C'mon! Just give Spidey a nice kiss! Like the movies!"
His face inched closer to mine.
I noticed Austin walking up behind me.
Holy cow he's freaking tall...
Austin reached for Michael's mask and snapped it on his face.
"Leave Rachel alone... We're all stressed out, I don't want you to hurt her."
Whaaaat... I'm totally not blushing right now...
"It's okay, Austin!" I smiled, "Thanks... But, I wouldn't have kissed him anyway!"
Michael groaned as he slipped back onto his legs, "Well, thanks... I'm standing right here."
"Sorry... But... I haven't- well, I just don't kiss random people. Okay?"
Michael lifted his mask so I could view his smirking facial expression.
"You haven't what?" He asked.
I shook my head to get him off my back, "Nothing... I doesn't matter."
"C'mon-"
Austin cut Michael off, "Seriously, that's enough. We don't need the added stress..."
"Let's go grab the others and find our way to get the frickity frack out of here!" I grabbed Austin's hand tightly and yanked him around trying to find the others.
To confirm your suspicions, no, I had never had my first kiss... I know, what kind of 19 year old has NEVER kissed a single person? Well, me I guess...
But who cares right now? I'm holding Austin's hand!

*Mary's POV*

"Woah..." I whispered to myself as I marched into the Avengers Tower.
"I know! This is awesome!"
"WHO'S THERE?!" I threw a punch in a random direction and felt my knuckles collide with what I thought was a nice chiseled cheek bone, "Is it some sort of samurai?"
Why did my mind go to that?
The person moaned, "Dude... I'm not a ninja, I don't have the hair for that..."
"Alan?" I questioned through the darkness.
I forgot to mention that it's pitch dark in here...
"Yes..." He managed to squeak out.
I shrugged at him, or at least where I thought he was, and said, "Hey, dude, don't sneak up on me like that!"
"Sorry sassafras... I just-"
"I can't believe I'm actually here!" Elliott screeched as he flipped the lights on.
"How'd you know that's where the light switch was?" Alan asked, suddenly avoiding eye contact with me.
Elliott laughed and began to fall to an embarrassed state, "Well, I've seen the movies so many times, ya know? Like, if any of you have to use the bathroom it's around the corner and to the right."
"Oh! Thank you! That stupid voice guy caught me on my way there..." Alan leapt off his feet and dashed to where Elliott had said the toilets were.
Michael rushed in a zoomed past me, "Looks like we came in just in time for a potty break!" He yelled as we all began to walk towards the restrooms.
"THERE WILL BE NO PEEING IN THE TOILETS NOW!"
The voice from before boomed.
Great...
"Well, actually I was planning on-"
"ALAN, WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT WHATEVER IS GOING ON IN YOUR BOWELS."
Haha, what an idiot... An attractive idiot- I mean whaaaat?
"What do you want from us?" Luke, who had just walked in with Payton attached to his arm, asked with a little grump to his tone.
Austin took a step forward, "Yeah! I really don't want to miss the show tonight..."
"I WANT TO SEE YOU BATTLE... LOKI! MWUAHAHAHA-"
The voice stopped chuckling as the echoing sound of a fart came from its direction.
"UH, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN... OKAY BYE."
Rachel and I began laughing uncontrollably.
One of our favorite movies is Master of Disguise, in which the villain has the same gas issues.
Before either of us could make a hilarious remark, Loki crashed trough the ceiling and landed on one of Tony Stark's expensive looking couches.
This is gonna be rad! Well, you know, if everyone survives.

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