At 3 pm on a Thursday, a llama is waiting for the manager to call his name for the job interview. Manager: "Funky Tundra please report to my office, please!", what a weird name indeed. Funky got off the sofa and headed to the office, the interview lasted for 30 minutes and he was hired.
He got out of the office and went to his desk, he was quite normal until he starts demanding to the females for doing some other work and is terrible to all of janitors.
The next day on a Friday at 10 am, he got sent to the office where he got a complaint. He was very rude to everyone and nobody likes him, they send a report to the manager and got him fired.
Funky got kicked out of the office and went to a nearby bridge, he took out his resume and crumble it into a ball. Funky didn't realize the work industry comes with manners to everybody, he felt angry because it was stupid to include manners so he stomped his feet and then fell down the bridge.
There was a river down the bridge and it took Funky with it, he knows how to swim but the current is too strong to fight so he stopped fighting and let the river take him to a new town.
The river let him down to a shore and Funky stayed there because he was tired to try keeping his head above the water, after a while he coughs a bit and stood up. Funky shook his head to dry his hair then looked around to see where he is, he starts to wander off and found an abandoned motel (how inconvenient).
Funky went inside and saw that the place was a bit messy, it looked like someone just left the place but had no trace of life. He decide to run the place and first do some cleaning then put up flyers, after 3 hours of cleaning it is 2 pm the last flyer was hung up on a tree.
A fox sees his flyer and wants to part take in the job, she went to the building and sees Funky in the lobby sitting at the register. The fox: "Um hello?", Funky turns around: "What do you want?". The fox: "I'm here for the job interview, duh!", Funky looked at her clothes: "Why are you dressed like that, this is a job interview, not a club!".
The fox: "I can dress how I like, this is my body. Are you going to interview me, or what!?", Funky: "I just need a name and age, then I'll assign you a job.". The fox: "My name is Angela Plot, I'm 24 years old", Funky: "You can be a chef, now go do a tour or something I don't care."
A few minutes later, the cat: "Oi wake up mate, don't sleep on the job!". Funky didn't realize he fell asleep, the cat: "Give me a job that pays well", Funky: "I just need a name and your age, then I'll tell ya.". The cat: "My name s Azra Sollix, I'm 22 years old", Funky: "Right, you can be the bartender". Azra: "That's more like it, I'm going to take a tour and don't sleep!", a couple of seconds later a bear walked in. The bear: "Hello my dear, may I have a job please", Funky: "Aren't you a bit old to work, don't you want to retire?".
The bear: "I'm only in my mid-40s dear, no gray hair. I need to stay alive for my children, they need a job too.", Funky: "Whatever I guess, what's your name?". The bear: "My name is Melanie Coin, I'm 46 years old dear", Funky: "Right, you can be a security guard". Melanie: "And for my children, dear?", Funky: "I need to see them first".
Being in another town is far away from home, especially if you don't know the way back. At night Funky settle in a room from the motel and brought some items, the next day he changed his clothes and sat at the register. Melanie: "Hello dear, you don't mind if we stay in the motel?
After graduation, we are in severe debt and we got kicked out of our apartment.", Funky: "Yeah that's fine, so where are your children?". Melanie: "Oh they are coming in, they are taking our stuff in", a wolf: "Mom why didn't you at least take one bag, plus you parked so far away!".
Melanie: "Sweetie employee parks at the back, besides I'm getting old and you're getting stronger!", Funky: "Pretty bossy attitude, I know the right job for her...". The wolf: "What did you say?", Funky: "Since ya mum told you that you're getting strong, you can be a gym teacher". Melanie: "Sweetheart, ask him what job you can get", a bear: "What about me, sir Funky?".
Funky: "Not much of a chater, you can be a receptionist that way you can chat more!", the beat: "Um..., okay then...". Funky: "Here's a room key so you can put your stuff away, while I talk with ya mum", Melanie: "What's wrong, dear?"
Funky: "Nothing, I just need the name and age of your children", Melanie: "My sweetie is Shelly Carey and my sweetheart is Jimmie Carey, they are both 18 years old". Funky: "That will be all, see you after unpacking", Melanie left the lobby and Azra entered.
Azra: "I live quite close from here but I'm not wasting energy or fuel to get here, so I brought my stuff to move in", Funky: "No worries, you can have this room key".
Angela came in after: "I want to move in too, it's quite a lot of bags", Funky: "I feel like you have a boyfriend, I don't want any noise complains!". Angela: "I do have a boyfriend but don't worry, he's in another town doing family stuff I think", Funky: "Well okay then, here's your room key."
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