Me: Mortis!
Mortis:*walks in* Where is your doors?
Me: Shut up. *shows a dare*
Mortis: Tsss. This is something what I'm already doing.
Me: Meh, just do it.
Mortis:*leaves*
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Frank:*looks in fridge, looks on Mortis who is laying on couch and reads a book and looks in fridge again* Mortis?
Mortis: Yes?
Frank: Haven't you see my food?
Mortis: Was it beef steak with sweet chilli marinade and salad?
Frank: Yes, it was. But you know what is strange? That fact that salad is still here, but steak not. Don't you know nothing about it?
Mortis:*grins* Yes, I ate it. *licks his lips* It was delicious.
Frank: Why would you eat that! It was mine!
Mortis: Was it signed?
Frank: No, sorry but I wasn't exepted that I will be forced to sign my food, so you will not steal it.
Mortis: I was hungry and it wasn't signed, so it's your fault!
Frank: Excuse me?!
Mortis: Yes! It was your fault, because it wasn't signed! Stop making a victim from yourself! *goes to re=ad in his room*
Frank:*confused* That doesn't make any sence!
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Mortis:*screams from bathroom* There is no hot water Frank!
Frank:*confused* And why are you telling this to me?!
Mortis: It's your fault!
Frank: How this could be my fault?! You are the one who sometimes showers twice a day! So if it's someones fault, it's yours fault!
Mortis: You're making a victim from yourself again!
Frank: Just shut up already!
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Happy birthday Andrei! That's all what I wanted to say, now I can die in peace.
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