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Me:*teleports the stranger to my house* I forgoted to ask your name. What's your name?
Jake: My name is Jake.
Me: So Jake, do you remember Mortis?
Jake: Is there a chance I couldn't remember him?! He threatened with that he'll eat me! And he's also famous brawler, but that's not important. I don't want to see him again in my whole life.
Me: Oops, this is not a wish that can possibly come true. *shows Jake a dare*
Jake: Are you fucking kidding me?! Can't you do something to stop it?!
Me: I can, but I don't want to. Oh and if he doesn't want to do it or he wants to stop, show him this. *gives Jake a paper*
Jake:*takes a paper and leaves* You bitch.
-----------------------------------------------Mortis' mortuary--------------------------------------- Mortis:*lays down a big baking tray of lasagna on table, licks his lips and thinks* I'm so happy I decided to cook. *he's ready to use scoop to put a piece of lasagna on his plate, but than he suddenly stops* Wait. I'm alone here. *he grins and licks his lips while his mouth is watering and his stomach starts to growl more loudly and eagerly* Heh, I don't have a reason why to use a plate. *takes a fork, he's ready to dig it into lasagna, he opens his mouth and licks his teeths while his stomach is growling*
Mortis' phone:*rings*
Mortis:*picks up phone and the anger is hearable in his voice* Speak.
Me: I'm happy to hear you too Mortis. How are you?
Mortis:*growls through gritted teeth, while his stomach is rumbling and growling loud enough to be hearable in phone* I said speak. If it's not important, I'm hanging up.
Me:*hears his empty stomach* Awww, someone is hungry? Don't be so upset. And I need to ask you on something. A or B?
Mortis: What is what.
Me: Only A or B.
Mortis: C.
Me: That's not an opinion.
Mortis:*rolls his eyes* What would you recommend?
Me: Well, I would like to see you after you would choose A.
Mortis:*quickly* I choose B!
Me: That's pity.
Mortis: Shut up. What did I chose?
Me: Do you have any food there? If yes, you can't eat until I say, okay?
Mortis:*furiously* What!? Are you kidding me!? What was the A.
Me: The A was that you must eat all food in house.
Mortis: I see why would you like from me to choose A.
Me: Oh, and before you hang up, can you-
Mortis: No.
Me:*confused* I haven't said anything.
Mortis: Whatever you want is weird.
Me: It's just that you have to let a man named Jake in if he will appear at your doors.
Mortis: If I'm not wrong I think that Jake is pretty common name in USA.
Me: If he will say I sent him let him in.
Mortis: Fine. *hangs up*
Me: He didn't even said goodbye. What a bitch.
Mortis:*sighs and collapses on couch* She is an idiot. *rubs his growling stomach* And you shut up. She'll let me eat soon. For sure. She can't starve me for long, it's not her style. I bet he'll be there in 5-10 minutes.
------------After 3 hours------------ Mortis:*draws something on his tablet, while his stomach is growling* I hate that witch. What's her problem? Where the heck is that stupid idiot? *hears knocking on the door* Who the hell is it? *on his way to open the door he drinks some water to quiet down his stomach* This should help. *opens door* Hello. Who are you?
Jake: My name is Jake and your friend sent me. So I'm here.
Mortis: Oh, you're the guy that Vakuna told me about. Come in and take off your shoes. *holds the door until Jake walks in and than he closes and locks the door*
Jake:*takes down his shoes, turns to Mortis and ask nervously* Why did you locked the door?
Mortis: Don't worry. I just don't want to chase you in streets if you would run away. *shows his sharp teeths in a hungry grin* And can you go in the living room? Just follow me.
Jake:*swallows nervously* Okay. *follows Mortis into living room* So, what now? Are you going to cook me or what?
Mortis: What? Oh no no no. Don't want to cook you. I would like something raw.
Jake: Okay? So what now.
Mortis:*his stomach growls and he drools* Put your T-shirt away. And did Vakuna gave you ability to respawn?
Jake:*does what is he asked for* Yeah, and what now?
Mortis:*licks his lips even tho the saliva is dripping from his mouth* Nice. Don't move.
Jake:*backs up until he hits a wall* Hey, is it necessary to eat me? Maybe you don't have to do that dare.
Mortis: I must and I also want to. *takes Jake and tilts his head to expose his neck vein, his eyes turns red, licks Jake's neck vein, opens his mouth wide and bites him*
Jake:*screams*
Mortis:*takes a few gulps and then he reaches away* Do you eat garlic or onion often?
Jake: Yeah, almost every time. Why?
Mortis:*goes to the kettle, starts boiling water, pulls out a cup and puts a green tea bag in there* It makes your blood taste different, plus it also has some effects on me, similar to situations like I would eat normal onion, which means stomach ache. *takes a kettle and pours water in cup* This helps me. *Takes a glass of water and flashes his mouth* And when I think about it, why do I have to even do this dare?
Jake:*pulls out the paper he got from me and gives it to Mortis*
Mortis:*reads it quickly* That bitch. *He takes Jake and make everything to make Jake die quickly without drinking too much of his blood*
Jake:*dies*
Mortis*leaves to his room* Get out of my house.
Jake:*respawns and leaves*
-------------------------------------------------------------- Hi guys! Sorry for being inactive for a while, I was dealing with some problem with high school. Anyway I hope you have a great day. <3
