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Me: My dear past self, think about your future self when you agree with a dare like this, okay? Thank you! Anyway, let's get into the work. JANET!
Janet:*walks in* What. Why are you here and not at character ai?
Me: I decided to do something productive and character ai is not that bad.
Janet: You sure? The fact you can spend whole day roleplaying with characters you created in your head is quite…unnerving.
Me: No it's not! Anyway, here's your dare. *shows a dare to Janet*
Janet: Stu is not at home, dumbass.
Me: How dare you to not go with the script
Janet: Script? What script?
Me:*throws a script* This one!
Janet:*looks at the script* What the hell? Why are you showing it to me just now?
Me: Because I forgot. ✨I'm just a silly girl.✨
Janet: It finally happened. You went insane.
Me: Shut up and go with the script.
Janet:*throws the script away* From the moment you joined the drama club, you're acting like you're some actor.
Me: Fine, you're so annoying. I will just get Stu here. *I snap my fingers and Stu appears*
Stu:*still talking like he's at work* "-and this is how sublimation works. *he realizes where he is* "This is not elementary school. Vakuna I was having a class.
Me: Now you have much more important thing to do. *I show him the dare like it's a holy grail* "Behold, the dare."
Stu: So you want to tell me that I have to quit my job today to watch my daughter? No, I'm going back to work. *he turns to leave*
Me:*I snap my fingers and a glowing chain appears around his neck and I pull him back* Not so fast, we have a deal remember? *I show him the paper with a deal that says he needs to listen to me no matter what I say*
Stu:*looks at the signature* That is literally your handwriting, trying to poorly copy my signature.
Me:*I let the chain and paper disappear* Whatever, it doesn't change the fact I'm practically god in this universe and you have to listen to me.
Stu:*sigh* Fine. Janet, let's go. I will try to explain my boss why did I had to leave.
Stu and Janet:*leave*
--------------On the walk home--------------- Janet*sees Spike* Hi Spike!
SophiaMorse7:*runs there, grabs Spike before he can greet Janet back and runs away* I STEAL!
Janet:*confused* What the *párek*?
Stu:*gives her light slap on the back of the head*
Janet: Ow! I didn't even say anything inappropriate!
Stu: Sorry, but you just don't swear so much and we need to make this chapter interesting or about something if we don't want Vakuna to chain is in the basement.
Janet: She doesn't even have a basement! And if she have she have bikes there so there is no space for us!
Stu: She would put us in there bikes or no bikes.
Janet: Scary. But how are we supposed to make this funny when she is not funny and she is only trying to prove herself she is an interesting person and how big writer she is just by this. She is not funny or interesting and even tho she has like thousand of original characters and universes she can't do anything creative with it cause that is just too much on her! And now she is *kukuřice* self-pitying herself!
Stu: Wow. You are pretty good with words. And you said a bad word so. *he gives her slap on the back of the head* Let's go home. You said you wanted to stream how you and your friends are playing Final fantasy?
Janet: Yes. Wait, I have allowed swearing while playing, does it still applies?
Stu: Not today.
Janet: Son of a *segedínský guláš s houskovým knedlíkem a vepřovým masem*
Stu:*another slap* That wasn't necessary.
Janet:*walking to the direction of their home* If you say so.
---after stream (I know nothing about that game so this is less painful)---
Janet:*rubbing the back of her head* Ow, I just couldn't help it.
Stu: Sorry daughter, but this is just how it works.
-------------------------------------------------------------- Hola amigos! Guess who is back after god knows how long pause? Yes it's me, I hope you missed me! Come on, who missed me, raise your hand! Hmph, a forest of hand raised. I still love you and I missed you guys. Anyway I hope you like my censoring for this chapter, it's names of food in czech. Merry Christmas or what you celebrate if you don't celebrate Christmas, enjoy it and happy new year!<3
