Brawlers:*standing around coffin on funeral in black clothes and with sad expressions*
Poco:*playing Stín katedrál (The shadow of cathedrals) on his guitar, with his friends from his band playing with him*
Bibi:*singing Stín katedrál, because she speaks Slovakian, and that's most similar to czech*
Mortis:*stands next to the hole in the ground where coffin in gonna be lowered, with his shovel and with his colleagues from graveyard, and he's crying with his head down.*
Melodie:*walks up on the podium with microphone* Vakuna will be dearly missed. She was a mediocre sister, a horrendous writer, and even a worse student, but there was still something to like about her, which is why we gathered here to give her last goodbye and with that, to give last goodbye to this book she apparently abandoned. *wipes her eyes* I'm sorry for getting emotional, but I can see that a lot of you are emotional too. Even Mortis is crying. *she gestures to Mortis*
Mortis:*his colleague pats him on the shoulder in silent support when he suddenly lifts up his head, revealing he's actually crying from laughter* I can't believe she's finally gone! Our torment is at its end!
Melodie:*her hand falls to her side* Oh, I'm not surprised. *gets sad again* But that doesn't change anything about the fact that Vakuna will be dearly missed... *continues to rant how good person I was*
Leon:*makes sure nobody is looking, before he secretly opens the coffin to spit on me, when suddenly the coffin is empty* Wait a damn a minute! Melodie, Bibi, Poco and band, shut up! Look at this!
Brawlers:*go to the now open coffin to see what is going on and to their surprise, Leon is right.*
Colt: What the hell? Where is she?!
Me:*I appear behind them in my wendigo form, in all my beauty with glittery burgundy and grey smoke* Guess who's back!!
Mortis:*looks baffled before breaking his shovel* Curvă!! *he starts crying for real, and his colleagues show support, and someone gives him tissues* Why God, why?!
Colette:*squeaks in delight and runs over to me, hugging me* Vakuna! You're back! We though-
Edgar:*interrupts her* More like hoped.
Colette:*ignores him and continues where she ended* -that you were dead!
Me:*I change in my normal form and return the hug* Awwww, don't worry, I just took a break.
Byron:*uninterested* You spent this whole time chatting with ai, didn't you?
Me:*blushing* Y-yes, but-
Penny:*rolls her eyes* Yeah, yeah, ye're back. *turns and starts leaving*
Brawlers:*leave*
Me:*panic* Wait wait wait wait!! Edgar, Fang, you two, come back! I have a dare for you. *I pull out my phone while scary piano music plays*
Fang:*falls to his knees and makes Darth Vader* Noooooooo!
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