Hey guys... you're all probably wondering - Wait? This a chapter wdym? The problem is I'm too lazy to plan for a new chapter and I'm sick along with the red bitc- ahem I mean the red lady watching me like a hawk. Great timing right? Don't ask me why I get sick once every week or two weeks, it's just how I'm build XD.
Let's get started! Also, I'm going to be searching google (or Pinterest) for meme ideas. But I'm going to be changing it so that it fits each zodiac sign IN THIS BOOK. I know that all people or books in this case have set the personalities to their zodiac signs differently and so have I. So, I'll have to change a bit of the memes so they fit this book. Okay enough discussion, now let's get started.
What the signs need:
Aries : A bottle of vodka Taurus : a line of coke and a karaoke machine Gemini : A reality check Cancer : A box of tissues and five tubs of ice cream Leo : a room without mirrors Virgo : sleep Libra : nothing, you're a fucking joy Scorpio : to be escorted into hell Sagittarius : A life Capricorn : a best friend Aquarius : to get kidnapped by a bunch of aliens Pisces : someone to love Ophiuchus : A break from 12 shitty teenagers
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Oh my gawd, I can't- this is too funny.
If each sign came with a sticker :
Aries : Caution - Do not provoke Taurus : Warning - Can be extremely stubborn, so you better fucking negotiate Gemini : Caution - RUN when they start talking, trust me it's for your own safety Cancer : Warning - Treat with CARE Leo : Caution - Buy 10 mirrors before opening Virgo : Warning - You better RUN Libra : Caution - Say yes to everything they say Scorpio : Warning - You fucking asshole, are you crazy?! Sagittarius : Caution - Do NOT let them out of the house Capricorn : Warning - Do NOT touch Aquarius : Caution - Don't say anything, just nod. Pisces : Warning - Extremely unpredictable, so be careful Ophiuchus : there's no warning, congratulations!
"Wanna go out tonight?"
"Nah" : Aries, Sagittarius, Leo, Capricorn and Scorpio.
"I'm so sorry, I'd love to but I need to help my friend move in the morning and my dog looks lonely. Let's try next weekend!" : Taurus, Virgo, Cancer, Pisces and Libra.
*Read* : Gemini and Aquarius.
Zodiacs and high school superlatives :
Best dressed : Libra
Most popular : Scorpio
Friendliest : Pisces
Best hair : Taurus
Most absent cause they think they're too cool for school : Sagittarius
Sweetest : Cancer
Most daring : Aries
Most sarcastic : Aquarius
Class clown : Gemini
Most flirty : Leo
Most academically good : Capricorn
Most unique : Ophiuchus
Most responsible : Virgo
What the signs whipped up for dinner :
"Oh this? It's just a ratatouille with roasted chickpeas + eggplant purée" : Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Leo and Libra
"I ate hummus with a spoon" : Aries, Gemini, Pisces, Aquarius, Sagittarius and Scorpio
The signs reactions when they see a ghost :
Aries : pokes the ghost curiously Taurus : "no. lmao bye." Gemini : asks if it likes ice cream Cancer : apologises to the ghost for invading its private area Leo : screams and calls 911 Virgo : "You're not real dude, are you?" Libra : turns white before fainting Scorpio : falls in love Sagittarius : "Who are you?" Capricorn : glares from afar Aquarius : takes out their phone to do a tik tok dance with the ghost Pisces : runs for dear life Ophiuchus : "WHATS YOUR PROBLEM BRO, I HAVE ENOUGH IDIOTS IN MY LIFE ALREADY?!"
Hope you enjoyed this! Btw please tell me if we should do more of this cause I'm having fun! Yours, Ashley
