"Whether we like it or not, just about everything depends on our reputations."
In which Yukino must find balance and sanity in a life where she's part of the Ouran Host Club
{I do not own OHSHC. I only own my original characters}
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For some reason, unsuspecting people were drawn to Music Room #3 like moths were drawn to a flame. Yukino insisted that they should put up a warning sign. It would read
Whatever you're looking for is NOT in here ♡ IF LOST, DO NOT ENTER YOU'LL REGRET IT
In all fairness, if they had put up such a sign, they would have saved Haruhi a lot of trouble. But Tamaki yelled at her when she pitched the idea, and while Kyoya did understand her reasoning, he pointed out that such a sign would be bad for business.
In other words, he could care less whether or not they ruined peoples' days so long as they were bringing in money.
When the big double doors creaked open, Yukino had a flash of déja vu. Rose petals fluttered around yet another unsuspecting kid. But this wasn't Shiro, who dropped by every so often to flirt with Yukino and antagonize Tamaki. This was a little girl. A tiny girl, in fact; she seemed too young to even be in elementary school. Her big blue eyes and long blonde hair suggested she had foreign blood.
When she saw them all standing there, she blinked curiously. Yukino glanced off to the side in disinterest.
'Wonderful...another situation.'
Next to her, Tamaki smiled at the little girl. "Oh, my...what an unusually young guest." He extended his hand. "Welcome, my little lost kitty cat."
Without glancing at him, Yukino drove her elbow into his side. He flinched away from her with a yelp. "How many times do I have to tell you; know when to draw the line."
Inching away from her, Tamaki pouted. "Meanie..."
Before any of them could say anything else, the little girl pointed at their group. "Reverse harem!" All eight of them froze. "It's a reverse harem!"
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Smiling, Yukino tilted her head. "...I heard that wrong. I must have heard that wrong. Something must be wrong with my ears!"
Laughing nervously, Tamaki tapped the side of his head. "Funny, I was about to say the same thing. Maybe there's still some water in them from when I went swimming."
Hikaru and Kaoru also laughed awkwardly. "That's gotta be it."
"There's no way this cute little girl said the words "reverse harem"..."
Tilting her head, the little girl raised her finger. "Debauchery?"
They all froze again.
None of them could do anything but stare at her as she pointed at them one by one. First was Kyoya. "Glasses character." Then Honey and Mori. "You're the boy Lolita and stoic type." Next were the twins and Haruhi. "Twincest and bookworm." Then Yukino. "Tsundere!"
