So conditioning is getting easier. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? Except for toddlers. Toddlers will kill you (provided you give them the chance. That's right, kids; don't let toddlers play with knives). I almost got killed by toddlers today. Gymnastically inclined toddlers don't need weapons. They will just ignore the fact that they are not Spiderman and climb you like a tree. Then they hang from your throat and BOOM! man down and u r dead.
Anyway, enough about psychopathic toddlers. Kinda went down a rabbit trail there.
Nothing has changed in life. I hope it gets more interesting because the monotony is driving me crazy. HEY! would you look at that? The battery on my mom's phone just blew up in the middle of her store! Cool. Now I have to go get a new battery for her phone, whose creator-company went bankrupt and no one has a replacement battery for a phone that is 7 years old! Ok, I must needs solve this conundrum.
Until next time!
Luci
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