[Setting: The divine halls of the Sumerian pantheon. Ishtar, Enlil, and Nergal stand before the other gods and goddesses, their expressions tense and serious. Ink suddenly appears, narrowly dodging a barrage of attacks.]
Ishtar: (furious) Who dares intrude upon our sacred council?!
Ink: (gasping for breath) H-hey there! Just thought I'd drop by and... (dodges a lightning bolt) ...say hello!
Enlil: (raising an eyebrow) And who, pray tell, are you, mortal?
Ink: (ducking under a fireball) Mortal? Oh no, I'm Ink, the Protector of Alternative Universes! Nice to meet you!
Nergal: (smirking) Protector of Alternative Universes? You must be quite skilled to survive in our presence.
Ink: (dodging a blast of energy) Oh, I have my ways! (transforms into ink to slip through an attack) Gotta stay nimble!
Ishtar: (gritting her teeth) Enough of this foolishness! Guards, remove this intruder at once!
Ink: (looking around) Wait, wait! Before you do that, can we take a moment to appreciate the beauty of this place? I mean, look at those shiny walls! (points randomly) And those...uh...columns! They're...amazing!
Enlil: (trying to contain his frustration) Painter, we have more important matters to attend to. Leave now or face the consequences!
Ink: (dodging a hail of arrows) Alright, alright, I'm leaving! But before I go, can I ask a favor? Can someone lend me an umbrella? It's raining arrows out here!
Ishtar: (rolling her eyes) Just go, you infuriating nuisance!
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Ink in FGO
AcakJust our forgetful never so serious painter... What was i saying again? On the Scarf it's written to go and buy eggs... Onward!
