Ink in FGO

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[Setting: Artoria Pendragon Alter stands atop a desolate mountain, her darkened armor glinting in the moonlight. The corrupted Holy Grail looms ominously in the background, casting an eerie glow.]

Artoria Alter: (solemnly) This twisted path I walk, stained by the darkness within me, reminds me of the sacrifices I have made. The weight of my responsibilities as a King—

Ink: (suddenly appearing, twirling around) Wheee! Look at me, Artoria! I can do a cartwheel!

[Artoria glares at Ink, her eyes narrowing with annoyance.]

Artoria Alter: (through clenched teeth) Ink, must you always interrupt my moments of introspection?

Ink: (grinning) Well, you know what they say, Artoria. A moment without chaos is like a day without sunshine!

[Artoria lets out a frustrated sigh, trying to regain her composure.]

Artoria Alter: (resuming her monologue) The darkness within me... it threatens to consume everything I hold dear. My duty as a King demands that I face these inner demons—

Ink: (holding up a rubber chicken) Hey, Artoria! Look what I found! A rubber chicken! Bet you can't top that!

[Artoria's eye twitches, her patience wearing thin.]

Artoria Alter: (irritated) Ink, this is not the time for your foolish antics. I am trying to reflect on my path, on the choices I must make.

Ink: (giggling) Choices, choices! Speaking of choices, do you think I should dye my hair green? It would match the grass here!

[Artoria clenches her fists, her frustration bubbling over.]

Artoria Alter: (forcefully) Ink, I have no time for your trivialities. This battle against the corrupted Holy Grail is of utmost importance. I will not be deterred.

Ink: (shrugging) Well, suit yourself, Artoria. Just remember, a little chaos never hurt anyone... except maybe when I accidentally set fire to that one town.

[Artoria glares at Ink, her expression a mix of exasperation and disbelief.]

Artoria Alter: (gritting her teeth) Ink, I implore you to show some respect for the gravity of this situation. Lives are at stake, and I will not let your distractions hinder my resolve.

Ink: (innocently) Oh, I totally get it, Artoria! Serious business, right? But can we take a moment to appreciate this mountain view? It's quite breathtaking!