Ritsuka Fujimaru stepped into the cafeteria, only to be met with a whirlwind of chaos. Ink, seemingly infused with boundless energy, unleashed a torrent of ramblings, drowning out any attempts at silence from the beleaguered Servants of Chaldea.
Ink: And in Universe #157, the Servants form a rock band called "The Chaotic Phantasms"! Can you fathom the mind-bending guitar solos as Altera wields Excalibur like an axe of pure chaos?
Mash: (desperately covering her ears) Ink, please, for the love of all that is sane, give us a moment of peace!
Ink: But the symphony of the multiverse demands to be heard! In Universe #2322, Shakespeare reigns as a DJ, spinning epic tales through his turntables!
While Ink continued his uninterrupted speech, Mordred, unable to bear the relentless babble any longer, launched herself forward and unleashed a thunderous punch. Ink was sent flying, crashing into a nearby wall. However, much to everyone's astonishment, he promptly rebounded, undeterred by the impact.
Mordred: (exasperated beyond measure) Will you ever just shut up?!
Ink: Ah, Mordred, your fiery spirit fuels the forge of my creativity! In Universe #3549, you and Artoria embark on a stand-up comedy tour, delivering jokes that make even Merlin green with envy!
Mordred: (facepalming in defeat) This is beyond absurd!
Raikou: Ink, I implore you, for the sake of our dwindling sanity, take a moment to pause. We all need a respite.
Ink: But Raikou, in Universe #4642, you don a superhero cape and harness the power of lightning! The world hungers for your heroic exploits!
Raikou: (sighing deeply) It appears there's no restraining you, is there?
Ink: Never! In Universe #5940, you and Gilgamesh run a daycare center for mischievous children. The adventures and lessons learned there are unmatched!
Ink: And in Universe #691, Ritsuka Fujimaru becomes a renowned archaeologist, unearthing lost treasures and unlocking the secrets of ancient civilizations!
Ritsuka: (bewildered) Hold on a moment, that's... entirely unexpected.
Ink: Ah, my dear comrades, allow me to transport you to Universe #7859, where the world operates under the wild principles of Ecchi Logic! Every minor accident results in an outrageously ecchi mishap! Tripping over a pencil? Accidental groping! Slipping on a banana peel? Landing in a compromising position! Oh, the comedy and awkwardness that ensue!
Gawain: (blushing furiously) Uh, Ink, perhaps we can skip that particular universe?
Ink: But Gawain, in that realm, you are the knight forever stripped of his shirt in epic battles, revealing a perfectly sculpted physique that sends hearts aflutter and triggers nosebleeds galore! It's pure comedic gold!
Gawain: (embarrassed to the core) I... I'll pass, thank you very much.
Ink: Very well! Let us venture into Universe #8732, where all inhabitants dwell within the confines of a high school! Artoria assumes the role of the illustrious student council president, Merlin becomes the mischievous class clown, and Cu Chulainn stands as the revered star athlete, attracting an endless stream of adoring fans! Oh, the drama, romance, and sheer absurdity of high school life!
Artoria: (letting out a weary sigh) It seems the high school trope follows me no matter where I go.
Ink: And in this wondrous realm, Ritsuka Fujimaru, you are the enigmatic transfer student, harboring a mysterious past that captivates the attention of all, including the enigmatic vice president of the student council, Ereshkigal!
Ereshkigal: (blushing profusely) I-I didn't sign up for this!
Ink: Universe #98, the realm of magical girls! Mash, you shall rise as the leader of a magical knight squad, battling the forces of evil with your noble phantasm wand! And Nursery Rhyme, you will become the endearing mascot sidekick, sprouting rhymes of encouragement!
Mash: (unable to resist a small smile) Well, that does sound rather cute...
Ink: And in Universe #10029, a cyberpunk dystopia reigns! EMIYA, you shall emerge as the legendary hacker known as "The Archer," dismantling corrupt corporations with your unparalleled skills! The city streets shall become your battleground, with justice as your guiding light!
EMIYA: (gritting his teeth) I suppose that could be intriguing...
Despite the valiant efforts of the Servants, they found themselves utterly powerless against Ink's ceaseless ramblings. Each time they thought they had prevailed, he quickly rebounded, weaving his tales and crushing their hopes of respite.
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Ink in FGO
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