Crossover of Coldest Girl in Coldtown crossed over with Cruel Prince.
~Jude~
I sit up my head pounding, "who do you think they are?" I hear a males voice say.
"I don't know but where ever they are from they have really weird fasion." A girls voice say.
"Ow, fuck." I mutter as my vision slowly comes to me.
"She's waking up!" The girl says, I feel a arm on my shoulder.
"Tana, we don't know who they are, they could be vampires." The male says.
"Vampires? Those fuckers exist?" I ask as I can finally see fully. The girl is crouching infront of me, she has long black hair and pale blue eyes. While the male has black hair and ruby red eyes.
"The fuck did you just say?" The male asks.
"Garviel she probally didn't mean it." The girl says, I snort a little.
"Who the hell names their kid Garviel." I ask.
"Who the hell are you?" The male named Garviel asks.
"I'm Jude Durante, now who the hell are you?" I say.
"Well I'm Tana and this is Garviel!" The girl says.
"Nice." I say, I look around, I see Cardan laying unconuis on the floor.
"Whose he?" Garviel asks.
"That's Cardan Greenbair, he's a bitch." I say.
"Really?" Tana asks, "what's with his ears?"
"Uhhhh." I look around, "where the hell am I?"
"Coldtown." Garviel responds.
"How the hell did I get here?" I ask.
"We don't know, we were sorta hoping you could tell us. I mean you both fell out of the sky screaming then the Cardan boy landed on Garviel and you landed on my friend Jameson." Tana says.
"Damn, well I have no idea." I says, I look over and Cardan starts to sit up.
"Judeee, where the hell is Jude." Cardan says.
"Why do you wanna know." Garviel asks while kicking his shin.
"Ow, that is not how you treat the High King, now where the hell is my murderous queen, I must find her before she kills everyone she comes into contact with." Cardan says, Garviel and Tana both look at me.
"Cardan I don't kill everyone." I say.
"You chopped off my fucking head! What do you mean 'I don't kill everyone'." Cardan says.
"You chopped off his head??" Tana asks.
"Yep, and I killed his older brother, and his best friend." I say.
"Nice, how'd you do it? Are you like a vampire or something?" Garviel asks.
"Nope, I just mainly used my sword, also why the fuck do you keep mentioning vampires?" I say, all of a sudden a pair of arms wrapped around me.
"Jude darling, I missed you so much." Cardan says.
"Can I pay you to kidnap him?" I ask.
"Uhh no." Tana says.
"He is so weird." Garviel says.
"He has a fucking tail." I say while trying to shove Cardan off.
Tana chokes on air. "I'm sorry he has a what?!" She asks.
"A tail, he hides it though." I say.
"Judeee why are you telling them thisss?" Cardan asks.
"Because." I say.
"Alright I am going to take this Cardan kid to question, Tana you take Jude." Garviel says.
"Fine by me." I say, Garviel grabs Cardans arm and drags him into another room. Tana and I just sit there.
"So where are you from?" Tana ask.
"Faerie." I respond, I notice a large scar on Tana's arm.
"What happened to your arm?" I ask.
"Oh uh, my mom turned Cold and attacked me." Tana says.
"Damn, I can't imange since my mom is dead." I say, Tana's eyes go wide, "sorry, my foster dad killed my mom and dad in front of me, he's chill though I mean he did stab me."
"Uhh okayy." Tana says while standing up, "Garviel! Are you donee!!"
"Yep, this Cardan kid is a big ass fucking baby!" Garviel says while dragging Cardan around by his sleeve, "he kept complaining and then whining saying he wanted Jude, and then he kept talking about Jude."
"Of course he did." I say while shaking my head.
"Jude, he made me stop talking about you!" Cardan says.
"Oh my fucking god, I wish that when I cut off your head that you didn't walk out of the fucking corspe." I say while rolling my eyes.
"You survived getting your head chopped off??" Garviel asks Cardan.
"Yeah I was a giant snake that had been posioning the land and so Jude decided to just chop my head off." Cardan says.
"What the fuck is wrong with you both?" Tana asks.
"A lot, but I mean hey, your a fucking vampire and your fucking a vampire." I say, Tana's face turns red.
"I've never actually uhh, done it." Tana says.
"Oh shit really?" I ask.
"Yes." Tana says.
"HA! What a loserrr!!" I yell.
"What the hell is wrong with you??" Garviel asks.
"Don't, don't get her started." Cardan says.
"Yeahhh, I actually like it here, and wait, are y'all like actually vampires?" I ask.
"Yep." Garviel says.
"Sweet! Bite me!" I say while pointing to my neck.
"Woah woah woah Jude! I thought I was the only one allowed to bite youuu." Cardan says.
"You guys are hella weird and I am here for it." Tana says.
"I wanna be a vampireeee." I say.
"Why? You already suck the life out of everyrhing already and love blood." Cardan says.
"Exactly." I say, "pleaseeee."
"Why?" Garviel asks.
"Because it will be hella awesome." I say, all of a sudden I feel light, I look and see Cardan is translucent.
"What the hell is happening?" Tana asks.
"I have no idea but this is hella awesome." I say, as Cardan starts to disappear.
"Jude!" Cardan screams as he starts to disappear.
"Ha! Hopefully I don't have to see him again." I say.
"Jude your also disappearing." Garviel says.
"Fuck now I can't be a vampireeee!!" I whine, all of a sudden everything goes black. And then I sit up in bed, Cardan's next to me panting.
"Holy shit." He says, "what happened??"
"I have no idea." I say.
~Tana~
"Those two were hella weird, I have never met anyone like them." I say.
"Yeah, maybe they were Cold and going through something." Garviel says.
"Or maybe they are on drugs." I say.
"Eh maybe." Garviel says while shrugging.
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A/n, honestly I love both books, and both books are written by the great author Holly Black.
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FantasyThe Cruel Prince series best ship ever, Jude x Cardan which I am inlove with and I should wrote this like 2 yrs ago but never did, ⚠️Smut⚠️ CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE ALL BELONG TO HOLLY BLACK.