~A/N, I ♡ Milfs, also yall I am 15✌️~
~Jude~
The credits start to roll as the movie ends. "I'm bored." I say.
"Why?" Cardan asks.
"I dunno, what do you want to do?" I ask.
"Sex." He says.
"Of course you'd say that, and hell you can't lie." I say.
"I love you, my villianous queen, I am forever yours." Cardan says while kissing my hands.
"And I hate you, my serpent king, I am yours till the day my pointless mortal life ends." I say.
"Jude, you are making me feel shit stop." Cardan says while putting his hand to his heart.
"God, Cardan I thought we were having a moment!" I say.
"I sorry, its just, you are so fucking hot god." Cardan says.
"Oh my god, Vivi was right your like a big ass horn-dog." I say.
"I am not a 'horn-dog' also, what the hell is a horn-dog anyways?" Cardan says.
"Horn-dog is like saying your horny." I say.
"Oh shit, Vivi's right then." Cardan says, I laugh and throw a pillow at him.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" I ask while laughing.
"Well it really started when my mom neglected me and I drank milk from a cat." Cardan begans.
"No, it was like a joke." I say.
"Oh." He says.
"Oh my god, come here and just kiss me." I say while grabbing his shirt and kissing him, he pulls away.
"God this reminds me of the time when you held a knife to my throat while we made out, that was so hot." Cardan says.
"Why are you so weird?" I ask while kissing him again. He pulls me on top of him while we contiune to makeout, all of a sudden the front door swings open. I jump off Cardan.
"What the hell are you guys doing?!" Madoc asks from the doorway.
"Hey Madoc, its me Cardan, Blaiken and Dains younger brother, you sorta killed my whole family." Cardan says, Madoc rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, I know you, and I don't care." Madoc says, Orianna walks in while carrying Oak.
"Vivi and Heather invited us over for dinner tonight and your father insisted we come early." Orianna says, I notice that her pale skin is a bit more tanner, and her sharp features are a bit softer. And Madoc's skin is more human-y and his glowing cat eyes seem less glowy. They most likely glamoured themselves but I can see through the glamour, they just wanted to look normal enough I'm assuming.
"Yeah well you guys could've waited like a hour." Cardan mutters to where only I can hear him. I roll my eyes, he's going to definatly pout about that for a while.
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JURDAN
FantasyThe Cruel Prince series best ship ever, Jude x Cardan which I am inlove with and I should wrote this like 2 yrs ago but never did, ⚠️Smut⚠️ CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE ALL BELONG TO HOLLY BLACK.