Spidey field trip one-shots and more

Wedding Part 2

PART TWO AT 9 AT NIGHT BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO BOLD ON MOBILE. 

I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I'M GOING WOTH THIS TBH.

OK IMA START THE STORY AGAIN NOW LOL

PETER POV

(INSERT WHAT NED SAID AT THE END OF THE LAST CHAPTER BECAUSE IT WONT COPY AND PAST AND IM TO LAZY TO COPY IT BY HAND. OMG I WANT IT THAT WAY IS ONNNN. SRY I GOT SIDETRACKED LOL) 

"Well that makes sense." I replied. "OH SHIT, HARLEY AND CLINT BOTH LOST BETS TO NAT AND THEY SAID THEY BOTH HAD TO LEAD A TOUR GROUP TODAY I'M DEAD" I whisper-yelled to Ned. 

"Don't sweat it loser you'll be fine" MJ said from in front of us. 

TIME SKIP TO WHEN THEY GET TO THE TOWER LOBY, NAME THIS NON-BIANARY TIMESKIP

STILL PETER POV

When we entered the lobby to the tour everyone was in awe. We'll everyone except Me, Ned and MJ. Me because, well I live there, and Ned and MJ because Ned is Uncle Bruce's intern, and MJ is Aunt Pep's intern. 

Mr. Harrington went up to the front desk and asked her about their tour, and she said that our tour guides should be arriving soon. 

It took about 5 minutes for Clint and Harley to finally make their way to the lobby. 

"Hello children of Midtown, uhh we're your tour guides, because-" Clint started but Harley put a hand over his mouth. "No, Clint they don't need to know that information, be luck I'm actually smart or we'd both be screwed, anyway when I call your name Katniss here is going to give you your badge got it. And there's no reprinting any badges so if you lose it you can't come back, and you have to leave anyway let's start. Betty brant?" 

(ITS THE NEXT DAY IRL CUZ I WAS TIRED AND I ACTUALLY GOT TO SLEEP LOL)

After Harley called everyone except for him Ned and MJ, he got started explaining the rules, "No touching, taking pictures of, licking or trying to put anything in you mouth got it. And don't ask you really don't wanna know." 

"Ok now you have to swipe your badge so you can enter the building. Ok uhmm you three you can go first." Clint said and pointed to me Ned and MJ. 

(ITS BEEN A DAY OR TWO IRL I THINK IDK BUT ITS 2 AM AND I CANT SLEEP SO YAH)

I glare at Clint and swipe my badge, {Peter Parker, Level 10 access, authorized weapons, Peter boss would like to know, "why the h-e-🏒-🏒 you are here right now since it is a school life day" I sighed, then replied can you tell him "I am here on a field trip that I'm 99.99% sure you planed" 

Friday replied with a, 'Yes Peter' and then the class continued swiping their badges. 

We all got into a smol elevator to go to the avengers museum. Unfortunately, Harley was standing near cherry, the most flirtatious girl in school. Cuz my boyfriend's just all that. 

He was looking uncomfortable though so I somehow made ot through the crowd of my classmates to stand next to him, in a protective sort of way. 

"Hey Cherry, did you know that one of our tour guides, Harley here actually, is dating Tony stark, and Dr. Strange's child." I said, the I made my way back to Ned, and MJ. 

We arrived on the museum floor and while everyone was looking around my and Harley chatted. 

"You know those two kids, Johnny, and Dally are totally gay for eachother, even though they won't admit it. You and Clint should totally find a way to get them together." I said, gossiping. "Well darlin' I can probably try." He said, making me blush. 

He a said it was almost time to go so I ran over to where Ned, MJ, and Clint were.  "Clint you have to lead the tour now" I said codly. He looked offended, but still went over to Harley. 

TIME SKIP TO LUNCH Y'ALL GET TO NAME HIM

(BTW I WANNA SLEEP BUT IMA FINISH THIS PART FOR YOU GUYS MY ARMS HURT BUT WHATEVER. YOUR WELCOME)

I realized that I left my lunch up in the penthouse this morning so I asked Clint, who was convinently nearby to get it for me. He said yes but I swear I saw an evil smile as he jumped into the vents like the among us imposter that he is.

(WTF IT AUTOCORRECTED CONVINENTLY TO CONDIMENTS)

After an uneventful lunch it was time for the last part of our tour, the q & a with the avengers. 

I whispered to Ned that I wanted to sit near the middle, because it won't be very likely that the avengers will see me. 

So how tf did I end up dead center of the fort row. 

"Ok everyone y'all know who I am so ask your random questions nowwwww." Dad said once  everyone sat down. Unfortunately Flash was the first one being called on. Fortunatly my Pops is smart. "Are there any high-school interns here?" Flash asked. 

Before Dad could say anything stupid that could cost me literally everything, Pops said, "Yes actually, Peter Parker is, he is my lovely husband's intern. And so is MJ, she is Natasha romanoff's intern, and Ned Leeds is Bruce Banner's. 

After a few more questions Mr. Harrington said it was time to go. Before we left the room however, I went up to Mr. Harrington and asked, "Mr. Harrington can I stay here for my internship, since I will be coming back here when we get back to school anyways."

He nodded and said, "That should be fine Peter, thank you for asking first, I expect to see you tomorrow though," I nodded. 

OK PART 2 ENDS HERE CUZ ITS 5 MINUTES TO 3 AM AND IM SO FING TIRED BUT UR WELCOME. ITS VERY RUSHED AND IT PROBABLY TERRIBLE BUT OH WELL. 

THERE WILL BE MORE PARTS SO LOOK OUT FOR THAT.

AND YES I DID PUT OUTSIDERS REFERENCES SHOUTOUT IF YOU GET THEM AND I ALSO DONT CARE 

~Onion