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I can't believe I haven't done this yet!

Yusei: Don't worry, I got a plan

Yuga: Alright

Yusei: TraitorSayWhat?

Yusaku: Excuse me?

Yusei: What?

Yuga:

Yusei:

Yusei: No wait-

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Yusei: You have to apologize to Yuga

Yusaku: Fine

Yusaku: 'Unf*ck you' or whatever

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Yusei, driving Yuga and Yusaku: So how was your day?

Yuga: We almost got surprise adopted!

Yusei: What?

Yusaku: We almost got kidnapped

Yusei: Oh, ok

Yusei: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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*Yusei and Yuga sitting in jail together*

Yuga: so who should we call?

Yusei: I'd call Yusaku, but I feel safer in jail

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Yusei: If Yuga and I were drowning, who would you save?

Yusaku: You two can't swim?

Yuga: It's a hypothetical question, Yusaku! Who would you save?

Yusaku: my time and effort

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Yusei: Tell Yuga about the birds and the bees

Yusaku: They're disappearing at an alarming rate

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Yusei: While I'm gone, Yuga, you're in charge

Yuga: YES!!

Yusei, whispering: Yusaku, you're secretly in charge

Yusaku: Obviously

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Story worker: Would a Mr.Yusei please come to the front desk?

Yusei, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Story worker: *points to Yuga and Yusaku*

Store worker: I believe they belong to you?

Yuga and Yusaku, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Yusei: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Yusei: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Yuga: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest

Yusaku: In that case, we're definitely lost

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Yusei: HELP! I TOLD YUSAKU I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Yuga, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Yusei: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on

Yusaku: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Yuga isn't

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