Time for the Obligatory Chatfic one~shot

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Chat names

VroomVroom —> Yusei

Batman —> Yusaku

NotaMenace —> Yuga

NotaMenace:

Yusei I need a opinion

VroomVroom:

What did you do?

NotaMenace:

I didn't DO anything

VroomVroom:

🤨

NotaMenace:

Ok I might have done something but it has nothing to do what I'm about to ask

Batman:

It has everything to do with what he's about to ask

NotaMenace:

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!

VroomVroom:

Yuga just ask me the damn question

NotaMenace:

Is it morally wrong to push someone down the stairs with the goal of them getting injured but not dying?

Batman:

Told you so

NotaMenace:

I SAID THAT YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!

VroomVroom:

Yuga, what did you do?

Batman:

He wants revenge for me pushing him down the stairs

VroomVroom:

Yusaku

Excuse me???

Batman:

He didn't get hurt btw

He got mildly annoyed

And that's why he wants revenge

Oh sh*t he's claksiwjwjdndnwkwnans

VroomVroom:

Yusaku?????

NotaMenace:

Lmao who?

VroomVroom:

Yuga, if I come over there and see you laughing at the top of the stairs and Yusaku at the bottom, laying there while trying to have the Earth consume him even though we're indoors, I'm grounding both of you

NotaMenace:

You're not my dad

VroomVroom:

I might as well be at this point

Batman:

Hello parental figure number 2

I am not dead

VroomVroom:

Wait who's parental figure number 1 to you?

Batman:

Kusanagi

VroomVroom:

K that's fair

Yuga I can see you hiding in the laundry basket

NotaMenace:

No you can't

VroomVroom:

The fact that you're typing that pretty much confirms that you're in the basket

NotaMenace:

But what if I'm not :3

WIAG IDIDND MEAN IG!

Shakakqoqka-

Batman:

And here we see the child getting dragged out of the laundry basket by the brotherly/parental figure

What a funny sight to see

VroomVroom:

You're not getting away with this either

Batman:

You can't catch me

VroomVroom:

Yusaku you can't roll away from your problems

Sometimes a potted plant is all that takes to stop you

A/N: I have no clue where I was going with this but have this one~shot for the funsies

The family dynamic is strong in this one

Cya in the next one -Flare

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