Exploring Gravity Falls

Headhunters

Are you guys ready to be more than just a side character?

Dipper and Mabel are in the living room, watching a television show called Duck-tective. The show features a constable and a duck detective standing next to a telephone booth that has the limbs of an unseen dead person sticking out. While watching the television program, Mabel knits a new sweater and Dipper eats popcorn from a bowl. Mabel reaches for some popcorn, but Dipper slaps her hand.

~Cut to TV~

Constable: "I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence, and this is obviously an accident."

Duck-tective: (Starts quacking, the subtitles read:) "Accident, constable? Or is it...Murder?!"

Constable: "What?!"

TV announcer: "Duck-tective will return after these messages."

~Cut back to twins~

Mabel drops her sweater and gasps.

Mabel: "That duck is a genius!"

Dipper: "Eh, it's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground."

Mabel's hands on her hips, squinting at Dipper doubtfully.

Mabel: "Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective?"

Dipper: "Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating (Sniffs) ...an entire tube of toothpaste?!"

Mabel's mouth is covered in sparkling toothpaste.

Mabel: "It was so sparkly..."

Soos runs in.

Soos: "Hey, dudes, you'll never guess what I found!"

Dipper: "Buried treasure!"

Mabel: "Buried--"

She laughs and pushes Dipper playfully.

Mabel: "Hey, I was gonna say that!"

Soos is leading the twins to a door.

Soos: "So, I was cleaning up, when I found this secret door, hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy bonkers creepy!"

He opens the door. The room is filled with several different wax sculptures. Dipper is shining a flashlight around.

Dipper: "Whoa! It's a secret wax museum!"

Mabel is poking Wax Sherlock Holmes.

Mabel: "They're so life-like."

Dipper shines flashlight and points to Stan.

Dipper: "Except for that one."

Stan: "Hello!"

Dipper, Mabel and Soos scream in surprise.

Stan chuckles.

Stan: "It's just me, your Grunkle Stan!"

Dipper, Mabel, and Soos scream even louder in fright and run away.

Stan: "Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum! It was one of our most popular attractions... before I forgot all about it. I got 'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes, (Looks at a wax sculpture of Larry King) some kind of, I don't know, goblin man?"