When you die you either go to Heaven or Hell, there's no medium place for you to live out eternity in utter mediocrity. But, what if you did everything right, and yet you still got sent to Hell?
I took (y/n) into the meeting room and half the sins were gone. "Lilith, dear, why are you interrupting our meeting?" Lucifer asked as I looked over at my husband.
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"Darling, shut the fuck up before I smack Satan's cock out of your mouth." I said making him chuckle, "And who is that you have with you? I thought we agreed, we can't keep sinners as pets." he said, "This is (y/n), as of...ten minutes ago he became our son." I said, "I thought we agreed. No more children until after Charlie's dreams crumble and she's left to face the cold reality that Hell cannot be changed." he said, "I entered a Gias Pact, in return for a wish I claimed his already damned soul." I said, "Come here, boy." Lucifer said (y/n) hesitantly approached, "What is your name." he asked, "(y/n)." (y/n) said nervously, "Well (y/n) welcome to the family. It's good to have new blood in these old veins." Lucifer said, "What?!" (y/n) said as I picked him up, "It's an expression, sweetie." I said, "Let's hope this one doesn't turn out like your other disappointment Luci." Mammon said as he jumped onto the table.
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"So tell me what is it you want, what's your dream? Don't you dare say some sappy shit like your sister." he said as he loomed over (y/n), "Fuck off taint breath, you're scaring the kid. Besides he doesn't need to be a greedy bastard like you." Beelzebub said as she flew over to (y/n) with that big shining smile she always wears.
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"Hey there kiddo, you got to have just got here, you reek of the living world. So let me tell you this, enjoy Hell 'cause this bitch is a nonstop mother fucking party!" she laughed, "Oh but seriously if you are anything like Charlie, we're all gonna shun the shit out of you." she said, "My lady, is this boy, not a sinner? He cannot fully enjoy the amenities of Hell." a man said as he stood up and leaned into the light.
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"And who are you?" I asked, "I am Baphomet. I'm Belphegor's brother and the rightful ruler of Sloth." he said, "Well kiss ass, he's a halfbreed, half-demon, and now half-sinner. all the benefits of both, and now he's a royal." I said, "But they bring up a great point. What do you plan on doing now?" Lucifer asked, "W-Well, I wanna figure out why everyone seems to hate Charlie, and while I'm at it, I'm gonna have one helluva time." (y/n) said, "That's what I like to hear! Feel free to call me Auntie Bee, kay bud." Bee said with a wink before she flew out, "We'll see about that, I wanna see how greedy a baby royal can be." Mammon said as he left, "If you require anything, feel free to call upon me, my young prince." Baphomet said as he bowed before leaving, "He really is a kiss ass." Lucifer said, "Oh she should be back from that little errand." I said, "Are you sure he's ready for her? You remember what she did to Charlie." he said, "She was young!" I said, "She was eighty-two." he said, "Who are we talking about? Should I be scared?" (y/n) asked, "We're talking about your mother's pet." Lucifer said.
