When you die you either go to Heaven or Hell, there's no medium place for you to live out eternity in utter mediocrity. But, what if you did everything right, and yet you still got sent to Hell?
"(Y/N)!" Auntie Bee shouted, "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" she asked angrily, "I wanted to be like you and Mama and Lucifer...but I'm not! I'm scared." I said, "I know honey, I know. And I'm gonna make it go away for you." she said, "How?" I asked, "Do not worry about it, just let me handle it, baby. Ok? Ok." she said, "Auntie, please don't go." I said as I held her hand, "I'm not goin' anywhere baby, I promise. But why call me? Your mom would have been down here in an instant." She asked, "And I'd never be allowed to leave her side, you told me to have fun and enjoy Hell, and who better to help save me than you? It was your advice that got me into this mess." I said, "And I'll always bail your ass out, but there's a price." she said, "Anything for my favorite aunt." I said, "god damn you. That cute shit isn't gonna work every time you need something, maybe." she said as she picked me up and carried me to Roxy's friends.
Roxy POV
"Sorry bud, Bee's good, but Val's too much for her." I said as I called Lilith, "We've got a problem." I said, "The Valentino kind of problem. I'll explain everything later, but (y/n)'s in trouble and he trusts me to win for him, but...I need to hedge this bet so he can't lose." I said before hanging up and began to have a panic attack. I called the one person who could help calm me down, "Hey Angie." I said trying not to break down.
"You must be Roxanne. Val's told me all about you." a woman said as she approached me.
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"The name's Lucky, I'm Val's new racer. I took your spot and from what I've seen you ain't shit...well your taste in bikes and style is shit, but that's beside the point." she said, "And what the fuck is the point?" I said, "You're a loser, a washed-up has-been. I'm gonna kick your sorry ass tonight and Val's gonna get you back and make your life a living hell." She said, "And he'll do the same shit to you regardless of if you win. But when I win, I'm putting Val down like I should've done last time!" I growled.
I took my bike to the starting line, I looked over and saw Lucky's machine and it was gonna be hard to beat.
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I saw Lilith standing on a rooftop watching everything, "Well well, Roxanne." Val said as he approached me, "Fuck off! Or so help me I'll blow your cock off!" I said as I pulled (y/n)'s gun from my waistband and pointed it at his dick, "Oh please do, we both know that you know how to use that big mouth of yours. I just thought you should know about the little change that was made...the starting girl I hope nothing happens to her." he laughed as he left, I looked over and saw Sasha wearing a skimpy outfit holding a flag, I signaled to Lilith to get her out of there when the race started and she agreed.
"R-Racers start your engines!" Sasha stuttered, "Sash, everything will be fine. You're gonna go home to those pups of yours, I promise." I said she took a breath and raised her flag, "GO!" she screamed as tears streamed down her cheeks as thirty bikes sped toward her at top speed, but Lilith opened a portal beneath her and teleported Sasha to safety. I sped around the competition, some thought that it'd be smart to try and scratch my baby so they received a bullet for their troubles. I was forced to dodge bullets and blades from my competitors. "I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS FOR ALL YOU COCK SUCKERS!" I snapped as I grabbed a metal pipe, "But who said I needed a gun to kill you." I said as I swung the pipe and knocked several imps off their bikes and caused a massive explosion from the resulting crashes. "Who wants some quality time with Mama!" I shouted as I threw the pipe knocking out five imps and caught it as I passed by.
(y/n) POV
"She's doing great!" I said happily as I watched the race, "For now, but Lucky's still winning." Valentino said, "She'll win don't worry." Auntie Bee said.
Roxy POV
It was down to me, Lucky, and one soon-to-be-dead bastard whose wheel I shoved my pipe into forcing him to crash. I sped forward using my bike past its limits just to catch up to Lucky, "You know bitch, the difference between us is I'm willing to do anything to win, and you do whatever it takes to stay useful to Val!" I said, "SHUT UP!" Lucky snapped as she drew a gun, "Now." I said as Lilith made my bike faster with magic just in time to avoid getting shot, "It's time to end this." I said as I drew my gun and skidded so I was going sideways and my gun was aimed perfectly at Lucky. I shot one shot straight through her machine and sped toward the finish line holstering my gun.
"You cheated!" Val snapped as he held (y/n) by his shirt, "Put him down, Val! Or so help me I'll put you down like a God damned dog." I said as I placed the barrel of my gun against the back of his head, "Then pull the trigger bitch." he said, suddenly someone took my gun and shot him in the leg, "Let go of my son or I will put you down. While my hound can't muster the strength to pull the trigger, I do not share that problem." Lilith said coldly as she gave me my gun back, "Darling stay behind me." she said as (y/n) ran behind her, "YOU BITCH!" Val snapped, "You may speak that way to your whores, but not to me, my hounds, or my family! Do you need a reminder of what happened last time you vexed me, Valentino?" Lilith said coldly as her eyes turned black and a murderous and suffocating aura filled the air, "N-No!" Val said, "Roxy take my son home, we will talk in-depth as to what happened here tonight when I get home." Lilith said, "Come on sweetie." I said as (y/n) got on my bike and I took him home.
"What were you thinking!" Lilith snapped as she entered the house, "I heard about the race and thought it'd be an easy cash grab." I said, "Believe me if I knew he was gonna be there, I'd never had brought (y/n), hell I wouldn't have gone!" I said as I began to cry, "I know, don't worry it's alright now. Here's your money and extra from (y/n)'s bet with Valentino. But I do not want this to happen ever again." she said as she held me, "It won't I promise." I said.
Valentino POV
"GOD DAMN IT!" I snapped as I punched Lucky, "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN NO PROBLEM!" I snapped, "I would have! But she had nitro or something!" Lucky said, "I DON'T CARE! YOU LOST A BIKE THAT WAS RIGGED TO BE UNBEATABLE! I WANT MY FUCKING PROPERTY BACK!" I snapped, "So get Roxy back or I'll do to you what I did to the bitch before you." I said, "Why do you want her? I'm better!" she said, "You're a whore who doesn't know her place! Roxy is ten times more valuable than you'll ever be!" I said as I slapped her, "I understand. I-I'll make it happen. I'm sorry." she said, "See that you do." I said as I stormed away.
